Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Hunting Trip (2009)
Aziz Ansari: Tom Haverford
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Quotes
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Tom Haverford : Maybe Ron shot himself.
Leslie Knope : Hmm. He has seemed really depressed lately.
Mark Brendanawicz : He was shot in the back of the head!
Leslie Knope : You're right! He loves the back of his head, he would never shoot himself there.
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Tom Haverford : [Ron Swanson was shot in the head] On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how pissed is he?
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Leslie Knope : Every November, they let him use their cabin so he can go on a secret hunting trip with all the guys in the office.
Tom Haverford : Not all the guys. He's never taken me.
Leslie Knope : Fine, all the men.
[Enters Ron's office, where he is listening to sounds of turkey calls]
Leslie Knope : . Ron, let's cut the bull. I want me, Tom and all the other ladies included on your hunting trip.
Ron Swanson : Hunting trip? We're doing a trail survey, Leslie.
Leslie Knope : You're literally listening to turkey calls.
Ron Swanson : Is this not rap?
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Tom Haverford : You can't say your favorite kind of cake is birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.
Donna Meagle : Mmm. I love breakfast cereal.