- Michael Richards: So Duberstein, that's a Jewish name right?
- Leon: Yes it is! I was adopted by some lovely Jews.
- Michael Richards: And you were Bar Mitzvahed?
- Leon: Oh yeah, three times! The last time was a few months ago in Atlantic City.
- Michael Richards: But I thought you only got Bar Mitzvahed once, you know, when you're 13 years old.
- Leon: No, No, No-No, You misunderstood, it's once every thirteen years. You gotta recharge the Mitzva! So the Mitzvas are kinda full. Capacity! At full mitzva capacity!
- Michael Richards: So, tell me about the groats?
- Leon: Well... Everything I ate tasted like peaches. And I forgot how to multiply. I could subtract, but I couldn't multiply. If I'm fucking 6 women 3 times a day, 7 days a week, how many times per week am I fucking? Was it 10? Was it 130? Was it 16? I was tripping out.
- Michael Richards: whew, that's some weird stuff.
- Leon: You tellin' me. Danny Duberstein is good at two things - -that's math and fucking.