- Larry inadvertently creates a miracle when he fires his assistant for exposing her waistline around the office. Jerry gets the idea to use Larry's latest mishap as part of the upcoming Seinfeld reunion show.
- Larry and Jerry have problems with their assistant Maureen (Jillian Bell), who always wears clothes that expose her large abdomen. They can't fire her as Julia got her the job. Jerry and Larry both want the other to speak to Maureen to sort out her dressing issues. They do odds and evens, and Larry loses. He has to speak to Maureen.
Larry talks to Maureen about covering up her bare midriff. Maureen accuses Larry of targeting her since she is a woman. She alleges that Larry would never single out a man if he bared his midriff. Maureen believes that Larry is offended by her body. She says she has lost 68 pounds in 2 years and now wants to flaunt her new body. Larry argues that she can wear whatever she wants outside the office. Maureen quits and Larry is happy as that is what he and Jerry were hoping for.
Jerry tells Larry that Meg Ryan's schedule is too tight, and she won't be able to play George's wife for the reunion show. He suggests Lisa Kudrow instead. Larry says that he wants to go with someone unknown for this part, to make it more real. Larry suggests Cheryl. Cheryl is an unknown and has lived this part. Jerry agrees to let Cheryl read for the part.
Larry, Jerry and Richard have lunch together. Richard is offended when Jerry and Larry cannot decide who would Scooch over to make place for Richard to sit. Larry and Jerry run into Cheryl, and Cheryl thanks Jerry for giving her the part in the Seinfeld reunion. Larry tells Cheryl that she has to audition for the part. Julia confronts Larry and says that Maureen's mother was a nanny to her kids for several years. She is mentally unstable and Maureen getting fired can push the mother to suicide.
Larry visits Maureen and asks her to come back to work. Maureen's mother meets Larry and says that Larry is a splitting image of her late husband Tom. Tom was murdered in a road rage incident when he confronted the driver of a car that cut in front of him. The guy took out a tire iron from the boot and beat Tom to death. All Tom did was honk his car horn.
Larry accidentally splashes his urine onto Maureen's mother's painting of Jesus. The painting was hung in the bathroom and Larry splashed urine on the painting as the toilet seat was at an odd angle. This is later misinterpreted by Maureen's mother as a miracle of making tears flow from Jesus' eyes.
Richard calls Larry and says that he has a Joe DiMaggio bat for him as a gift. The call drops and Larry never calls him back, which again offends Richard. Maureen tells Larry and Jerry about the miracle and decide to quit. She wants to tour the whole country and display the miracle. Larry agrees to be a co-signer for a camper that Maureen wants to rent. Larry tells Jerry that he splashed the painting with urine.
Larry buys a sandwich from a restaurant and takes too many napkins. The owner admonishes Larry and asks him to take only 2. Larry takes them anyway. The owner reports Larry to the police and Larry is arrested for stealing napkins from the restaurant. Larry is eventually released as the owner cannot pick Larry in a line-up.
As a result, Larry misses the co-signing of the camper lease. Larry picks up Maureen's mother to go for the signing. Richard's car cuts in front of Larry, and Larry makes him pull over. Richard is angry about not getting an official goodbye on the call. They argue, and it reminds the mother of her husband's murder. Richard wanted to give the baseball bat to Larry. But she deliberately drives the car at Richard, wrongly assuming he is about to beat Larry up.
Larry drives to Maureen's house, but finds it locked. He has to relieve himself and goes behind the bushes. That when Maureen and her mother drive up and see the urine splashing in all directions. That when Maureen realizes that the tear was not a miracle, it was Larry's urine. Maureen's mother goes to the roof to jump. Larry and Maureen follow to save her. Larry slips and is only saved by hanging on to Maureen's bare midriff.
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