Glee (TV Series)

Bad Reputation (2010)

Jayma Mays: Emma Pillsbury

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• Emma Pillsbury : Excuse me.

  Will Schuester : Oh, hey, Em. Can you just give us a sec?

  Emma Pillsbury : Actually, no, Will, I can't give you a sec. You're just going to have to reschedule your heavy petting session with Mrs. Carlisle for a later time.

  Will Schuester : Emma!

  Mrs. Carlisle : I beg your pardon? I was just telling Mr. Schuester about how my husband recently died.

  Emma Pillsbury : Wow. Getting them fresh off the rebound now, aren't you? Amazing. Nobody's safe. Nobody is safe.

  Will Schuester : Emma, can I talk to you in private?

  Emma Pillsbury : No, you can't, Will. We're gonna talk about this here and now, because I have absolutely nothing to hide. Actually, did you know I was seeing a therapist? Do you know that? Did you know I've been trying to work through my OCD so I could be with you? Will, do you think that's fun for me? It's not fun; it's absolutely humiliating. And come to find out you've been fooling around with some woman named Shelby, and you slept with April Rhodes.

  Will Schuester : How did you find out about that?

  Emma Pillsbury : You're not denying it. Wow, okay. See, I thought we were trying to work through this. I thought when you said you were trying to figure things out on your own, I thought you meant that. I'm not going to stand for this anymore. I'm not. I'm putting my foot down, and I am finally sticking up for myself. You're a slut, Will. You're a slut. You're a slut, you're a slut, you're a slut. Everybody should know that. And you should know that I'm through with you.

  [empathetically to Mrs. Carlisle] 

  Emma Pillsbury : I'm very sorry for your loss.

• Emma Pillsbury : I'm a little confused.

  Sue Sylvester : I understand. You're probably wondering "What exactly does Sue Sylvester mean when she says 'I'm your new therapist'?". Well, let me explain. As you may or may not know, I star in a little music video that's been circulating around the Web. A video that has a tendency to induce cruel, slow-motion laughter.

  Emma Pillsbury : No. No. Didn't... didn't know about that.

  Sue Sylvester : Well, this video has inspired Sue Sylvester to start giving back. I happen to have my Masters in counseling, and when I heard that our school district's one and only psychologist had committed suicide, well, I decided to volunteer my services. And they gave me your name. I'd really like to help.

  Emma Pillsbury : I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.

  Sue Sylvester : Ella, you're crippled by mental illness. Your compulsions have estranged you from your own feelings. You nearly married a gym teacher who's more gravy than man. And you're content to be repeatedly lied to by the man you purport to love.

  Emma Pillsbury : I'm sorry?

  Sue Sylvester : I bribed Will Schuester's landlord to slip baby monitors under his couch, and under his bed. Turns out he's been having make-out sessions with the coach from Vocal Adrenaline, and sleepovers with that world-class banana magnet April Rhodes.

• Sue Sylvester : You need to make a bold move. You suck.

  Emma Pillsbury : Excuse me?

  Sue Sylvester : You take weird little strides when you walk, as if you were raised in imperial Japan and someone bound your feet.

  Emma Pillsbury : You make a valid point.

  Sue Sylvester : Grow a pair. I'm insulting you. You refuse to stand up for yourself, you're so afraid of confrontation.

  Emma Pillsbury : You're right.

  Sue Sylvester : If you want to get better, you need to start communicating your feelings. You need to let Will Schuester know how he's made you feel, and in a public setting, so he can't escape and he won't manipulate you. Trust me, you need to let him have it.