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Quotes
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Will Schuester : When you answer the phone, what do you say?
Mercedes Jones : What up?
Artie Abrams : Who this be?
Kurt Hummel : No, she's dead. This is her son.
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Rachel Berry : Hey, guys.
Kurt Hummel : Cut the butter, Benedict Arnold. We heard about your new boyfriend.
Mercedes Jones : Look, Rachel, we're all happy that you're happy, but we've worked too hard in Glee Club to let you throw it all away on a relationship that might not even be real.
Rachel Berry : Why, 'cause he's in Vocal Adrenaline?
Kurt Hummel : Their motto is "Aut neca aut necatus eris." Which loosely translates to "murder or be murdered."
Tina Cohen-Chang : They give their dancers human growth hormone.
Mercedes Jones : Look, we're not saying the dude is playing you.
Kurt Hummel : He's playing you.
Mercedes Jones : We just think that until regionals are over, we can't risk the possibility that he is.
Tina Cohen-Chang : None of us want to go through what happened at sectionals again.
Rachel Berry : Okay, look, Jesse and I might not be true love, but what if we are? I know who I am. And how many chances at this am I going to get?
Kurt Hummel : If you don't break up with him, you're out.
Rachel Berry : You can't kick me out!
Artie Abrams : But we can all quit if Mr. Schue doesn't.
Rachel Berry : Well, good luck winning without me.
Kurt Hummel : Everyone is replaceable. Even you.
Rachel Berry : How could you do this to me?
Mercedes Jones : How could you do this to us? We're a team, and all you've ever wanted was for us to be great, and be a part of something special. Now is that still true or not?
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[first lines]
Mercedes Jones : Hey, babe. Looking good.
Rachel Berry : Feelin' good, Mercedes.
Mercedes Jones : This is amazing. Ever since Glee Club won sectionals, everybody looks at us differently.
Jacob Ben Israel : I want to be with you, Rachel.
Kurt Hummel : We're glitterati. I feel like Lady Gaga.
Rachel Berry : Get used to it, guys. We're stars now. On par with all the jocks and popular kids. Oh, it's the dawn of a new era here at McKinley, and we are gonna rule this school!
[they all get slushies thrown in their faces]
Dave Karofsky : [laughing] Welcome to Loser Town.
Azimio : Population: you!
