Quotes
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Terri Schuester : Beautiful table. Meticulous, really. I guess being crazy has its benefits.
Emma Pillsbury : It's date night. Actually, it was tomorrow, but Will wanted tonight, so I'm surprising him. And I know he keeps a key under the mat.
Terri Schuester : You're really loving this, aren't you?
Emma Pillsbury : I take no pleasure in your pain, Terri. But I am enjoying seeing Will get a second chance at happiness, yes.
Terri Schuester : Oh, and you're the one to introduce him to this magical new world of bliss? What, you with your three times a day showers and the fact that you can't sleep unless your shoes are all in a row?
Emma Pillsbury : Is there a reason that you're here? 'Cause I'd kind of like you to be gone when Will gets home.
Terri Schuester : I just needed to pick up the rest of my Bruckheimer DVDs.
[leaving and returning with "The Jazz Singer"]
Terri Schuester : Whose is this?
Emma Pillsbury : That's mine. I got really tired of watching "Con Air" every night. And Will picked "Hello" as our song.
Terri Schuester : Oh, you poor girl. Don't bother sleeping with my husband tonight. You're already screwed. "Hello" was our prom song. I mean, I doubt Will remembers. He goes to the market for milk, comes home with a pack of gum.
Emma Pillsbury : You're lying.
Terri Schuester : Ask him. Or better yet, go to the library and look it up for yourself in that year's Thunderclap.
