Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Cats (2021)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic, Chaplin, Chester A Bum, Buster

Quotes 

• Nostalgia Critic : They sing about Jellicle cats.

  Cinema Snob : What are jellicles, you may ask?

  Nostalgia Critic : A cat's privates when they're neutered?

  Cinema Snob : No, it's a vague term for what every cat wants to be and only someone in power can give them.

  Nostalgia Critic : Sounds like their privates.

  Cinema Snob : It's probably their privates.

• Cinema Snob : Released in 2019, the film adaptation of Cats took the world by storm - in the way a storm destroys people's lives and leaves few left to witness it.

  Nostalgia Critic : Becoming an instant punchline after the teaser alone, people were fascinated at the awkward and even uncomfortable designs that looked vastly different from the stage show. It got destroyed by critics, audiences, and bombed fierce at the box office, making 75-and-a-half million against a 95 million budget.

  Cinema Snob : There was even an attempt to re-release the film with better technology, but unless the redesign looked like this...

  [an image is shown of characters all photoshopped with the movie version of Sonic the Hedgehog's head while, in bold, yellow text, the words "LOOK, WE FIXED CATS".] 

  Cinema Snob : ..it wasn't gonna help much.

• Nostalgia Critic : It opens in the neon version of that "Be an Original" drug PSA, where an old woman is abandoning her kitty in the gutter.