Tales of Monkey Island: Chapter 2 - The Siege of Spinner Cay (2009 Video Game)

Andrew Chaikin: Pirate Ted, Murkel Trenchfoot, Captain McGillicutty

Quotes 

• Killick Hardtack : Look, I'm sorry Murkel, but McGillicutty clearly gave the idol to me. It's my duty, so I want to make sure this gets done right. I want to be the one who decides where to bury it!

  Murkel Trenchfoot : Sorry Killick, but if it meant that much to you, you shouldn't have left it sitting out in the open while you took a nap!

  Killick Hardtack : And by "out in the open" you mean placed in a small box, wrapped in wool and stuffed down my pants?

  Murkel Trenchfoot : Well, if ya didn't want pirates rummaging through yer trousers while you were sleeping, you should have said so! I've got it now, *I'll* decide where to bury it!

• Guybrush Threepwood : So, what's everybody talking about?

  Captain McGillicutty : Arrrrr! Me and my men seem to have come down with a touch of the sickly Pox!

  Guybrush Threepwood : Ew!

  Captain McGillicutty : And these half-breed halibuts know how to get a hold of a cure, but they won't give it up!

  Cheiftain Beluga : We'll never give you the summoning items, "Captain" McGillicutty! Not after the years of polluting our sacred waters!

  Captain McGillicutty : So we accidentally spilt a few barrels of spoiled grog over the years...

  Cheiftain Beluga : Accidentally, my dorsal fin!

  Captain McGillicutty : Ah, shut yer blowhole!

• Elaine Marley-Threepwood : [Upon noticing that Guybrush has a hook for a hand]  Oh my God! Your hand!

  Guybrush Threepwood : What hand?

  Elaine Marley-Threepwood : Exactly! What happened to your hand? And *where* is your wedding ring?

  Guybrush Threepwood : Uh oh... uh... well, it happened liked this...

  Captain McGillicutty : [to merfolk leader]  Arr! I should gut ya where ya stand!

  Elaine Marley-Threepwood : Uh oh! I better get back there before they kill each other. Here, take my ring!

  Guybrush Threepwood : Aw, no... that's the one I...

  Elaine Marley-Threepwood : Just take it! Trust me! And *don't* loose it, Guybrush Treepwood!

  Guybrush Threepwood : Aw, come on. Who's absent-minded enough to loose *two* wedding rings

  Pyrite Parrot : [Gets up his shoulder]  Bwaaaaaak! It's me, Guybrush Treepwood, Mighty Pirate!

  Guybrush Threepwood : Shut up, you!

• Guybrush Threepwood : Can I have that sea horse?

  Murkel Trenchfoot : You mean this sea horse that captain McGillicutty gave to us to hide until all the artifacts are found? Of course! In fact, why don't we just give you the treasure, and then rip off our own arms so our captain don't have to? BEAT IT!

• Murkel Trenchfoot : Hey! Get yer grubby mitts away from our chest!

  Guybrush Threepwood : But it's empty. Sorry, I'm just fascinated by your chest.

  Murkel Trenchfoot : [Aghast]  Excuse me? Do I have to get out the Pirate Harrassment handbook?

  Guybrush Threepwood : Maybe I'll just leave you alone.

• Guybrush Threepwood : Why don't you do it together?

  Killick Hardtack : What do you mean?

  Guybrush Threepwood : You know, both of you hold one end of the artifact and place it in the chest together. Then you can both set out together and both dig and bury the treasure!

  Murkel Trenchfoot : No! We ain't doin' this all sweatheart-like! What, would you have us hold hands and skip along the beach too?

  [Coughs] 

  Killick Hardtack : Yeah, I ain't holding his hand! I've seen where it's been!

• Captain McGillicutty : Arrrr! You'll rue the day you crossed paths with me, boy!

  Guybrush Threepwood : [to McGillicutty]  Rue! HA!

  [to himself] 

  Guybrush Threepwood : I really gotta look up that word.

• Captain McGillicutty : Enough of this! The only mouth you need to be concerned with is the one I'm gonna shove a hook through if I don't get those Summoning Artifacts!