House M.D. (TV Series)

5 to 9 (2010)

Michael Weston: Lucas Douglas

Quotes 

• Lucas Douglas : I'm sorry. It's hard to pace yourself when you've been thinking about it for 10 hours straight.

  Dr. Lisa Cuddy : That's great. Now I'm late, stressed out and frustrated!

• Lucas Douglas : [to Cuddy as he enters the clinic]  What a bitch.

  Dr. Lisa Cuddy : What are you doing here?

  Lucas Douglas : Sounded like you were going to be too busy for lunch, so my specialty...

  [holds up a brown paper bag] 

  Lucas Douglas : spinach lasagna.

  Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Sure you didn't come looking for more people you could brag about our sex life to?

  Lucas Douglas : Okay. Sorry. From now on, I got nothing but bad things to say about our sex life.

  [Cuddy gives him a look] 

  Lucas Douglas : Or nothing to say.

• Dr. Lisa Cuddy : [to Lucas]  And what's going on with Marina? She hasn't called me back.

  Lucas Douglas : She was gonna call. I told her I'd let you know everything was okay.

  Dr. Lisa Cuddy : So her fever broke?

  Lucas Douglas : What exactly does that mean, "when a fever breaks?"

  Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Lucas, I'm very busy. Does she have a fever or not?

  Lucas Douglas : [looking at Cuddy's uneaten salad]  That was gonna be your lunch? And you didn't have breakfast either.

  [puts the brown bag on her desk] 

  Lucas Douglas : No, she doesn't have a fever, and the rash was just, like, a little diaper rash.

  Dr. Lisa Cuddy : [as she puts the brown bag on the floor]  What rash? She has a rash?

  Lucas Douglas : Little one.

  [Cuddy picks up the phone to call Marina] 

  Lucas Douglas : Lisa, don't worry. I'm telling you.

  [a cell phone rings and Lucas takes a ringing cell phone out of his pocket] 

  Lucas Douglas : Oh, god. I must have grabbed Marina's cell by mistake.

  [Cuddy disconnects and starts to dial her home number] 

  Lucas Douglas : And I turned the ringer off on the home phone so I could sleep.

  Dr. Lisa Cuddy : [hangs up the phone]  What are you doing to me?