Peter Brocco: Peter the Waiter

Quotes 

• Gracie Allen : I bought two lovely pairs of brown leather shoes, and two beautiful navy blue dresses with white lace collars, and two hats exactly alike, and two red blouses.

  Peter the Waiter : Mrs. Burns, why do you buy two of everything?

  Gracie Allen : To make my husband happy.

  Peter the Waiter : I beg your pardon?

  Gracie Allen : Well, you see, when I come home with a lot of packages, he always says, "Gracie, send half of them back." So I do!