The Change-Up (2011)
Patricia French: Dave's Secretary
Quotes
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[office phone rings]
Dave : [puts phone on speaker] Hello?
Mitch Planko : Penis, shit, vagina, cock, wolf pussies!
Dave's Secretary, Patricia : [stares in shock into Dave's office from her desk]
Dave : [quickly puts phone off speaker] Mitch. I'm at work.
Mitch Planko : [wearing a headset while swinging a samurai sword] Did I get you?
Dave : Yeah. Sure did.
Mitch Planko : You have me on speaker phone?
Dave : Yup.
Mitch Planko : Secretary hear?
Dave : Yes, the secretary heard. She heard it all.
Mitch Planko : Ha! That's awesome.
Dave : Not really. How stoned are you right now?