The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation (2009)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Howard Wolowitz : Sheldon, you remember the first few weeks we were looking for magnetic monopoles and not finding anything, and you were acting like an obnoxious giant dictator?
Rajesh Koothrappali : I thought we were going to be gentle with him.
Howard Wolowitz : That's why I added the "tator".
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Leonard Hofstadter : Will you please take that stupid hat off?
Howard Wolowitz : No, I want to blend in.
Rajesh Koothrappali : To what? Toy Story?
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Penny : Leonard, you're back!
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, I just stopped by to...
[Penny grabs Leonard and kisses him]
Leonard Hofstadter : [taken completely by surprise] Yeah, so, hi.
Penny : Hi!
[Penny pulls Leonard into her apartment and slams the door]
Howard Wolowitz : Damn it, I should have gone over and told her we were back.
Rajesh Koothrappali : [sarcastically] Yeah, it was first come, first serve.
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Howard Wolowitz : [about his moustache] I call it the Clooney.
Rajesh Koothrappali : I call it the Mario and Luigi, but whatever.
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Rajesh Koothrappali : I'm sorry, this does not look like Texas. Where's the tumbleweeds? Where's the saloons?
Leonard Hofstadter : Saloons?
Rajesh Koothrappali : Yeah, like in the movies I saw growing up in India. You know, Four For Texas, Yellow Rose of Texas...
Howard Wolowitz : This neighborhood is more Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Rajesh Koothrappali : I was really hoping to see a cattle drive.
Leonard Hofstadter : What can I tell you? They probably have steaks on sale at that big-ass Costco over there.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, thank God we're home!
Howard Wolowitz : I can't believe we spent three months in that frozen hell.
Rajesh Koothrappali : It was like a snowy nightmare from which there was no awakening.
Sheldon Cooper : I don't know what Arctic expedition you guys were on, but I thought it was a hoot and a half.
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Rajesh Koothrappali : [Whispering] We have to tell him.
Sheldon Cooper : Tell me what?
Howard Wolowitz : Damn his Vulcan hearing.