- Talbot: [serving Bill Compton] Chilled, carbonated blood. It's cruelty-free. All willingly donated. Note the citrusy finish. This one only ate tangerines for a week.
- Lettie Mae Thornton: [rushing to the bathroom] What are you doing to her?
- Lafayette Reynolds: [carrying Tara] Savin' her life! You're to busy praisin' Jesus to realize your daughter's tryin' to move in with him permanently!
- Lafayette Reynolds: With a momma like you it's a miracle she ain't tried this years ago!
- Lettie Mae Thornton: Where are you takin' her?
- Lafayette Reynolds: Hospital!
- Tara Thornton: [crying] No, no!
- Lettie Mae Thornton: I'm goin' with you.
- Lafayette Reynolds: You failed this girl for the last time.
- Sookie Stackhouse: [after his flashback] You and Godric were in the SS?
- Eric Northman: We posed as what would ever help us in our search.
- Sookie Stackhouse: But your were hunting Nazi werewolves?
- Eric Northman: The symbol is runic. This pack dates back a lot further than the Nazi party.
- Sookie Stackhouse: So they're not Nazis?
- Eric Northman: Oh, they're much more than that. These are not ordinary werewolves. They're organized, well funded and highly trained. They're fuelled by vampire blood.
- Sookie Stackhouse: Why didn't you tell me this last night?
- Eric Northman: Bigger question is, why am I risking everything to tell you now? My loyalty is not to Bill. In fact it would be advantageous for me in numerous ways if he were never found. But...
- Sookie Stackhouse: But?
- Eric Northman: Now they're coming for you and... I owe you.
- Sookie Stackhouse: And you said you were risking everything to tell me. What does that mean?
- Eric Northman: The goal tonight was to keep you out of danger, not put you in more of it.
- [gets up and walks to the door]
- Sookie Stackhouse: Eric, you can't just say something like that, then-then leave.
- Eric Northman: Oh, I'm not leaving. You're going to invite me in, so I can protect you or have passionate primal sex with you... how about both?
- Sookie Stackhouse: You're not going to distract me by talking nasty.
- Eric Northman: I already have. So... are you going to invite me in?
- Sookie Stackhouse: I'm still Bill's.
- Eric Northman: [looking down at the ring] So you are.
- Jason Stackhouse: There's werewolves?
- Sookie Stackhouse: Yes.
- Jason Stackhouse: What about Bigfoot? Do you think he's real?
- Sookie Stackhouse: I suppose it's possible.
- [pause]
- Jason Stackhouse: Santa?
- Sookie Stackhouse: Jason, focus!
- Terry Bellefleur: I have a diploma from anger management, where I learned talking about feelings is a manly thing to do.
- Terry Bellefleur: You know how to use one of these?
- [holding out gun]
- Sookie Stackhouse: I ain't that blonde!
- Eric Northman: Here's what I know about werewolves. There's a reason their exsistance has remained merely a myth to humans for thousands of years. They're territorial, vicious, and pathologically secretive.
- Sookie Stackhouse: [beat] Boy does that sound familiar.
- Eric Northman: And here's what I know about you. You're so blinded by your obsession with Bill Compton, you're likely to run through the streets screaming werewolf. By alerting who ever has Bill that we're on to him or getting yourself killed.
- Sookie Stackhouse: You think I'm that stupid?
- Eric Northman: No, I think you're human.
- Sookie Stackhouse: Don't underestimate me.
- Eric Northman: Don't underestimate yourself! Your life is too valuable to throw away!
- Jessica Hamby: Pam, when you're feeding on someone, how do you not kill them?
- Pam: Bill didn't teach you that?
- Jessica Hamby: Bill doesn't want me to feed on people and now he's gone. And...
- Pam: [applying lipgloss] It's in the heart beat. You feel it in the blood.
- Jessica Hamby: Yeah?
- Pam: And when it slows, you stop.
- Jessica Hamby: Yeah, but how do you stop?
- Pam: I think about crying children with soggy diapers. Also maggots.
- Jessica Hamby: Well... let's say you did kill someone by accident. What would you do with the body?
- Eric Northman: You have no connections in the Were community. They're not going to answer your questions because they don't even want you to know they exist.
- Sookie Stackhouse: Bill's out there somewhere in danger. I can't just go on with my life like that's not happening. You know that, maybe better than anyone. When Godric went missing...
- Eric Northman: [interupts] Bill Compton is no Godric!
- Sookie Stackhouse: [starts sobbing] He's everything to me.
- Eric Northman: Please don't do that. It makes me feel disturbingly human.
- Sookie Stackhouse: I risked my life to help you find Godric. And I don't expect you to do the same for Bill. But at the very least I hope you'll help me if you can.
- Tara Thornton: The one time in my entire life I thought I was happy, I was a fucking zombie What the hell is wrong with me, Lafayette?
- Lafayette Reynolds: Life ain't not having problems, Tara! It's about being able to deal with the ones you got.
- Tara Thornton: Well, obviously I can't.
- Lafayette Reynolds: You can and you will, if I gotta drag your narrow ass through this world kicking and screaming. Buddha wasn't lying when he said life is suffering. It don't mean you get to check out early and leave me here.
- Jesus Velasquez: [as Tara & Lafayette enter] Can I help you?
- Ruby Jean Reynolds: [clearly out of it] No. That's just my son, Lafayette.
- Lafayette Reynolds: Hi momma.
- Jesus Velasquez: [to Ruby Jean] You told me your son passed away.
- Ruby Jean Reynolds: He did. God killed him, 'cause he's a faggot. But he keeps comin' back.
- Tara Thornton: [about Ruby Jean] Why didn't you tell me?
- Lafayette Reynolds: She made me promise not to. Didn't want nobody seein' her like this.
- Tara Thornton: But six months, Lafayette? Alone in this place? Even she didn't deserve that.
- Lafayette Reynolds: That's right. She don't deserve it. You know much it cost keepin' her here? More than two legal jobs worth. That's how much.
- Eric Northman: [pacing the porch, teasingly] To have and to hold. To love and to cherish. To blah blah blah blah. Till death do you part. Doesn't bother you that you'll be the only one doing the dying?
- Sookie Stackhouse: I'm not going to talk about this with you.
- Eric Northman: Okay... So you'd really rather stay out here all night than invite me in?
- Sookie Stackhouse: One minute you lie to me, the next minute you ask me to trust you. You do something generous and selfless. And then follow that with something nasty or down right cruel.
- Eric Northman: [suddenly alert and rushing her to the door] Invite me in.
- Sookie Stackhouse: You can't just bully your way in.
- Eric Northman: [drawing his fangs] Invite me in. Now!
- Sookie Stackhouse: Mr. Northman, would you please come in.
- Tara Thornton: [about Ruby Jean] You think I could end up like her?
- Lafayette Reynolds: There's some darkness in this family, Tara. My momma, your momma. But they ain't strong enough to beat it. We are!
- Russell Edgington: [to Cooter about Bill] I said escort him. Not hunt him like an animal.
- Cooter: [transforming] He is a god-damned animal! He killed three of us. Ripped off Louie's ear.
- [to Bill]
- Cooter: You're about to get deader, dead-ass motherfucker!
- Russell Edgington: Cooter. Back off.
- Bill Compton: Cooter? Seriously?
- [laughs]
- Cooter: Call me that again. I fucking dare you!
- Russell Edgington: Coot can be a little sensitive about his name... and the evisceration of his friends.
- Bill Compton: These wolves do your bidding?
- Russell Edgington: Well, unfortunately not as well as I hoped. I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Compton.
- Bill Compton: [incredulous] You're *sorry*? Your Majesty. You had me abducted by werewolves!... Dragged across state lines. They took silver to me; fed on my blood!
- Sookie Stackhouse: [about the symbol] It's stands for Operation Werewolf. Some kind of secret Nazi commando force from World War II.
- Eric Northman: And you found this branded on a dead man's neck?
- Sookie Stackhouse: Bill summoned Jessica there. I think he was trying to show us who kidnapped him.
- Jessica Hamby: Yeah, Nazi werewolves!
- Sookie Stackhouse: That dead man was strong and fast enough to take Bill. I was hoping you could tell us more.
- Eric Northman: Never seen it before. Sorry.
- Sookie Stackhouse: Why do I get the feeling you're blowing me off?
- Talbot: [as the King and Bill enter] You're late.
- Russell Edgington: Talbot, William Compton.
- Talbot: Welcome to Mississippi, Bill. Sorry I'm not dressed. We were expecting you last night.
- Russell Edgington: There were complications with his escort.
- Talbot: [to Bill] I'll show you to your room.
- Bill Compton: My room? Your Majesty, you promised me an explaination.
- Russell Edgington: And I have no intention of letting you leave without one.
- Tara Thornton: [sobbing] If you take me to the hospital, they're gonna lock me in a padded room and pump me full of drugs. And force me to tell them what happened! If I tell them about Eggs and MaryAnn, they'll throw away the key.
- Sookie Stackhouse: What are you doing eatin' my chicken in the dark?
- Jason Stackhouse: I couldn't sleep and umm well, I just kept thinkin' about how Gran would be doing handstands in her grave if she saw her house like this.
- [the mess]
- Jason Stackhouse: So I thought I'd come and clean up and then I got hungry.
- Tommy Mickens: [holding a shotgun to Sam] Don't move. Get out of the truck.
- Sam Merlotte: Which is it? Don't move or get out of the truck?
- Terry Bellefleur: [about the werewolf] Won't he come lookin' for his clothes?
- Sookie Stackhouse: I'll be he'll come lookin' for more than that.
- Terry Bellefleur: I'd feel a lot better if you'd let me call Andy.
- Sookie Stackhouse: I've already got somebody on it. He's a sheriff and a vampire. Listen, Terry. You can't tell anyone about this. This guy is my one shot to finding Bill.
- Terry Bellefleur: I'm not so good with secrets.
- Sookie Stackhouse: I think you're a lot better at things than you give yourself credit for.
- Melinda Mickens: [to Sam] I was sixteen. Your daddy was doin' time in prison.
- Joe Lee Mickens: For a crime I didn't commit. Your momma didn't even tell me about you 'til she gave you away.
- Melinda Mickens: [tearing up] I didn't know what else to do.
- Detective Andy Bellefleur: You're a good guy, Stackhouse. You got a lot of heart. You're prettier than most girls. If you just applied yourself right, you could accomplish almost anything.
- Jason Stackhouse: You really think so?
- Detective Andy Bellefleur: Why else would I be babysitting your drunk ass making sure you don't piss your entire future away?
- Jason Stackhouse: [Hugs him] I love you, Andy. You're my best friend.
- Detective Andy Bellefleur: Now, that's just sad.
- Tommy Mickens: I'd give anything to be adopted, grow up with rich, normal parents instead of these freaks.
- Sam Merlotte: Would you, now?
- Tommy Mickens: Yeah.
- Sam Merlotte: Well, they weren't rich, and they weren't so normal either. When they saw what I was, they walked out on me.
- Tommy Mickens: I'm supposed to feel sorry for you now? At least you had 15 good years.
- Sam Merlotte: Did you know you were gonna shift? Did they tell you what to expect? Yeah. Would've much rather had that than what I got.
- Tommy Mickens: Oh, you've known them a couple hours, and all they did was coo on you and cry. You got no idea what you're talking about.
- Sam Merlotte: Well, I didn't realize this was a "whose life is more fucked?" contest. If it means that much to you, you win.
- Russell Edgington: There's a lot of natural gas to be had in Louisiana. I enjoy the music. Frankly, I've outgrown my sandbox. Sophie Anne is a delightful eccentric.
- Talbot: Please, she's as mad as a monkey on a trike, and she has been for centuries.
- Russell Edgington: Talbot. We don't need to say everything we think.
- Terry Bellefleur: I know Coby and Lisa are part of you, and maybe you think I'm not the kind of person you want around them. But - But I made a list.
- Arlene Fowler: A list of what?
- Terry Bellefleur: [Takes out a paper and starts reading] Ten reasons why you can trust me with your kids. Number one: I'm a nurturer. I found a baby armadillo by the side of the road and I nursed it. Now it sleeps under my bed, and its name is Felix.
- [Arlene smiles]
- Terry Bellefleur: Number two: I have a diploma from anger management, where I learned talking about your feelings is the manly thing to do. Number three
- [Arlene runs to the bathroom, Terry yell-reads through the door]
- Terry Bellefleur: ... Number three: I never killed nothing by accident...
- Talbot: [about Bill] He's a challenge.
- Russell Edgington: I think I'm gonna have to bring in the girl.
- Bill Compton: You're only making matters worse for yourselves by holding me captive.
- Russell Edgington: Oh, no one's holding anyone captive. We're uh, we're conducting business. You're a guest in my house.
- Bill Compton: Guests are invited. Guests can leave at their own accord.
- Russell Edgington: Once you've heard my proposal, so can you if you chose.
- Tara Thornton: I don't need to go to the hosptial. Just pull over please.
- Lafayette Reynolds: [drives to a stop] You tried to kill yourself!
- Tara Thornton: I didn't plan it. I just saw the bottles and I thought... enough. I deserve some peace.
- Jessica Hamby: What are you doing here? It's almost dawn.
- Hoyt Fortenberry: [holds the four pack] B positive. I thought you might be hungry.
- Jessica Hamby: Hoyt, you can't keep showin' up, leavin' stuff at my door.
- Hoyt Fortenberry: You gotta listen to me. If there's one thing I learned from this whole thing with my momma is I gotta take better care of you.
- Sookie Stackhouse: You heard about Eggs? I helped him remember things. That's why he went after Andy and got himself killed.
- Jason Stackhouse: Yeah, that wasn't your fault. Believe me.
- Sookie Stackhouse: Tell that to Tara. I don't think she's ever gonna forgive me. Maybe I deserve that.
- Jason Stackhouse: Well, you were trying to help. It's the thought that counts and Tara's tough. She'll get through it.
- Terry Bellefleur: [searching the woods] Now this is weird.
- Sookie Stackhouse: What?
- Terry Bellefleur: The tracks stop here. This don't make a lick of sense. Unless he turned himself into a bird and flew away.
- Sookie Stackhouse: [looking to the ground] Or a wolf.
- Terry Bellefleur: Yeah... a panther or coyote maybe. But I ain't never seen no wolf in these parts.
- Detective Andy Bellefleur: [after the press conference] Hey, what are you doing here, Stackhouse?
- Jason Stackhouse: Wow. All these reporters... they here for you?
- Detective Andy Bellefleur: [sarcastically beat] No. It's 'cause of me winnin' the Miss America pageant. Thought I told you to lay low.
- Jason Stackhouse: I need your help with something.
- Detective Andy Bellefleur: Ain't I done enough for you already?
- Jason Stackhouse: Hey! I was trying to save your life!
- Detective Andy Bellefleur: [hustling him away from the station] Now I'm tryin' to save yours.
- Lafayette Reynolds: [before they leave the hospital] Is you feelin' me?
- Tara Thornton: I'm feelin' you.
- Lafayette Reynolds: Is we clear?
- Tara Thornton: We clear.
- Lafayette Reynolds: We got it?
- Tara Thornton: We got it.
- Lafayette Reynolds: Alright now.
- Eric Northman: [about the werewolves as she opens the door] They came for you.
- Sookie Stackhouse: Just one this morning. He took off before I could get anything out of him. That why you're here? Or do you know something about Bill?
- Bill Compton: I am not the vampire you are looking for. I am not privied to the queen's secrets. Nor do I have any interest being your sheriff. I'm sorry to waist your time.
- [rises to leave]
- Russell Edgington: [musing] Poor Sookie. Such a shame she has to pay the price for your stubbornness.
- Bill Compton: [drawing his fangs] You leave Sookie out of this!
- Russell Edgington: You are in my house, Mr. Compton. Put your fangs away!
- Franklin Mott: [to Tara] Busy night?... You the only waitress?
- Tara Thornton: Actually I'm a bartender and I ain't workin' tonight.
- Franklin Mott: Then what are you doing here?
- Tara Thornton: [almost in tears] Honestly, trying not to kill myself.
- Franklin Mott: And how's that going for you?
- Tara Thornton: Well I'm still alive.
- Franklin Mott: Makes one of us. You have any of those True Bloods?
- Tara Thornton: [going to the fridge] We only got B-positive and the microwave's busted.
- Talbot: I just redecorated the guest room. Wait till you see the bed, Bill. It's marvellous. It once belonged to Countess Elizabeth Bathory, Hungary's legendary serial killer. Rumour has it that she loved to torture virgins and bathe in their blood.
- Terry Bellefleur: Morning, Sook. You okay?
- Sookie Stackhouse: Did you just see someone here?
- Terry Bellefleur: No. Usually when I see things other people don't it's because I ain't taking my medication.
- Rosie: [Over the radio] Detective Bellefleur, we've got a 586 in progress in Hotshot.
- Detective Andy Bellefleur: Uh, Rosie, you realize a 586 means illegal parking? Over.
- Rosie: Oooh. I could have sworn that's what Kenya said. Anyway, they're busting a meth lab, whatever the code is for that.
- Calvin Norris: Fuck you!
- Deputy Kevin Ellis: I'm an officer of the law, and you are not allowed to say that to an officer of the law. That's the law.
- Bill Compton: Sookie has nothing to do with this. She's innocent.
- Russell Edgington: We know that you love her, that you've killed for her. And from the look in your eye, I can see you'd do it again if you thought that would save her.
- Russell Edgington: So romantic.
- Lorena Krasiki: [Enters] It's not romantic, it's delusional.
- Russell Edgington: Lorena.
- Lorena Krasiki: Oh, goodie. I'm just in time for dessert.