- Dixon Piper: May I have this dance?
- Stacy Piper: Aww. Oh, watch out for the gingerbread house. Spent all morning on that thing.
- Dixon Piper: Sorry. Whoops. God, I love our life.
- Stacy Piper: Well, that's good to hear because I have some big news. Dixon, I'm pregnant.
- MacGruber, Vicki St. Elmo: [Barge in screaming] We're all gonna die! We're all gonna die!
- [They knock over the gingerbread house]