South Park (TV Series)

Dead Celebrities (2009)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Gerald Broflovski, Man in Infomercial #2, Grant Wilson, Walter Cronkite, Adam Goldstein

Quotes 

• Kyle Broflovski : Why would you keep eating something that made you crap blood?

  Eric Cartman : Dude, have you had Chipotle? It's really good.

• Jason Hawes : Shh - shh - What is that? Do you hear that? There! There, look! What is that? What is that?

  Grant Wilson : I think that's just a cigarette lighter.

  Jason Hawes : Oh, right. Okay, maybe.

• Jason Hawes : Oh man, I am really scared. Whoa whoa whoa whoa! What is this? What is this? There's a - there's a wetness coming from my pants.

  Grant Wilson : I see it!

  Jason Hawes : What is it?

  Grant Wilson : Oh God, I'm so scared. I'm so scared.

  Jason Hawes : Look! Look, it's got you too!

  [points to Grant's crotch] 

  Jason Hawes : Are you getting this? Make sure the camera is getting this. Definitely some paranormal activity.

  Grant Wilson : It's warm and moist. A warm moist sensation that's moving down my left thigh.