- Madame Rouge: I'm no longer able to travel to my present, so I'm currently here in your present, presently.
- Cliff Steele: Who'd have thought that a deadbeat robodad with a brain disease is the only capable member left on the team?
- Cliff Steele: Hey, sweetie, you'd tell me if you were a secret shapeshifter here to fuck up my life, wouldn't you?
- Larry Trainor: I'm not sure if I was ready to be a father again. But, when you're raising a space parasite, are you ever really ready?
- Brain: When I first got into the game, laser beams weren't even a thing. I put laser beams on the map.
- Brain: Big fan. Not of you, per se, but of your design.
- Cliff Steele: Oh, yeah? So you must also be a fan of things like skin tags, acapella music, the 1973 Houston Oilers,