- Boris Kuester von Jurgens-Ratenicz: There are two kinds of people here in the Hamptons, Hank. Those here to seek attention and those here trying to escape it. I just want you to know that I strongly favor the latter.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: I know you love your son, but you need to stop fixating on his destiny and start worrying about his life, because he can't be president if he's dead.
- Evan R. Lawson: Who the hell's Benny?
- Dr. Hank Lawson: The guy who got bit when you tried to simulate flirtation on his pack of dogs.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: Uh, you wanna squeeze in a quick one before we go?
- Divya Katdare: Oh, yes.
- Evan R. Lawson: You just took the words right out of my mouth.
- Divya Katdare: You're not worth the dry cleaning, Evan.
- Evan R. Lawson: This is concierge medicine. It requires guerilla marketing.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: Oh, really? I skipped that class in med school.
- Lucy Everett: He's a concierge doctor.
- Melody Everett: He'll check our vitals then book us dinner and a show?
- Lucy Everett: Kendrick has his nutritionist at 12:00 and his private offensive coordinator at 1:30.
- Kendrick Everett: My Mandarine tutor at 3:00 and my life coach at 5:00 - and I still don't even know what a life coach is.
- Lucy Everett: The point is, the exam needs to be as long as planned.
- [Lucy exits]
- Melody Everett: In case you're wondering, bathroom breaks are on alternate Wednesdays.
- Dr. Hank Lawson: [eating from a food carousel] Mm, this pizza is oddly refreshing.
- Jill Casey: That's because it's a lemon strudel.