- Eliot Spencer: Seriously, with the Teddy Bear?
- Maria Shipp: I knew it would make you grumpy. You're very cute when you're grumpy.
- Parker: Oh! You wanna talk to me about relationships?
- Eliot Spencer: What the hell? I mean, I've always admired you and Hardison's relationship, so yeah.
- Parker: Really? Oh, neat.
- Eliot Spencer: [about Maria] What if she doesn't want any part of it? Or me?
- Parker: Then I will hang her off the edge of a building until she smartens up.
- Breanna Casey: [to Eliot] Are you mad at me because I made an oil funny?
- Parker: Are his eyebrows twitching? They twitch when he gets mad.