Father Stu (2022)

Mel Gibson: Bill Long

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• Bill Long : I seen a couple of boxing bouts on the TV. Enough to know a man don't lose when he gets knocked down, but when he won't get up. If there's one thing I know about you, it's... you ain't afraid to get hit.

• Bill Long : A load of good you and me did, climbing into bed together. Made two kids, own bodies don't want 'em.

• Bill Long : I never did like wearing these things. Ain't done one of these since your brother's funeral. Still got your mother's makeup on it.

  Stuart Long : You got another one coming up.

• Stuart Long : You called her a housekeeper.

  Bill Long : What's wrong with housekeepers?

  Stuart Long : Yeah, that's good for her. In three months, I'll be in a diaper.

  Bill Long : You're gonna need someone to clean up your shit.

  Stuart Long : That's your job.

  Bill Long : I'm gonna subcontract.

• Bill Long : You're gonna wake the whole damn neighborhood.

  Stuart Long : This ain't no neighborhood. This is a trailer park. They ought to thank me for the wake-up call. Get their asses up to find a job. Early bird gets the worm! Ain't you all heard?

• Bill Long : I seen insects grope about for death with more dignity than what you're displaying right now.

• Stuart Long : This is nice. You make Mama look like Martha Stew.

  Bill Long : Yeah, I was thinking of hiring your girlfriend to come in and tidy up for me.

• Stuart Long : You get back what you put out there, Bill.

  Bill Long : Is that why God gave you an incurable disease?

  Stuart Long : You called it. You always said I was a degenerate.

• Stuart Long : Ain't you got somewhere to be?

  Bill Long : Yeah, probably. I'm trying out this new thing they got now called self-employment. All the kids are doing it.

  Stuart Long : I heard about that. Identical twin sister to unemployment. Except they swear she's the better-looking one.

• Automated Phone Operator : Hello. Can I get the vehicle number?

  Bill Long : Yeah, vehicle number, jerk-off-kilo-limp-dick-ten.

  Automated Phone Operator : And, how's his driving?

  Bill Long : I'll tell you how's his fucking driving. His parents must be cousins 'cause he's driving like a fucking half-wit. Be ahead hiring a crash test dummy with...

  Automated Phone Operator : If you are satisfied with your message, press one.

  Bill Long : Son of a bitch.