Glee (TV Series)

Sectionals (2009)

Mark Salling: Noah 'Puck' Puckerman

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• Quinn Fabray : I guess we have our ballad. And we can close with "Somebody to Love". It's a real crowd-pleaser.

  Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Yeah, that and a can of soup will guarantee us third place. We still need another song we can all sing together.

  Finn Hudson : [entering]  I have one. I found the sheet music online. I used the Cheerios' copier to make copies, then I trashed the thing. Mike, Matt, Brittany, Santana, you're our best dancers. Figure something out and we'll all follow your lead.

  Mike Chang : It's gonna be choppy.

  Finn Hudson : Good. We're best when we're loose. Look, all we have going for us is that we believe in ourselves and what we're singing about. If we can show the judges that... we might have a shot at this thing.

• Rachel Berry : Hey, guys. Did any of you think it was weird the way that Puck rushed to Quinn's aid during rehearsals yesterday?

  [flashback; in the choir room, Quinn falls to the floor, and both Finn and Puck kneel down beside her] 

  Finn Hudson : Is it the baby? Is it coming?

  Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Think we're supposed to get hot towels.

  Quinn Fabray : Would you both just shut up? There's, like, sweat on the floor. I slipped, okay? I'm fine.

  [return to real time] 

  Mercedes Jones : [sharing an awkward look with the others]  No...

  Artie Abrams : I mean, he likes her. I mean, they're friends. We all know that.

  Rachel Berry : Yeah, but it seemed like more than that. I've never told you guys this before, but I'm a little psychic. I can't read minds or anything yet, but I do have a sixth sense. Something is definitely going on there.

• Finn Hudson : Well, we have a few things we'd like to show you, Mr. Schue. The first...

  [the group moves aside, revealing the Sectionals trophy] 

  Will Schuester : I am so proud of you guys. You won fair and square. The result was unanimous, and... and the judges didn't even know about all the shenanigans that were going on behind the scenes. So... congratulations. You earned this.

  [the students cheer and applaud] 

  Will Schuester : Give it up! Come on! All right! But... now we have regionals to worry about. And you can bet that Vocal Adrenaline is hard at work, so we should be, too. So, let's get started.

  Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Uh, wait, Mr. Schue. There's one more thing.

  Rachel Berry : Since you weren't able to be there to see us perform, we put together a special number just for you.