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Quotes
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Quinn Fabray : You're a hypocrite.
Sue Sylvester : Excuse me?
Quinn Fabray : I just heard that you got Glee Club's amateur status revoked over a mattress. While you are constantly showering the Cheerios with swag. I've gotten free shoes, complimentary tanning, haircuts. The season tickets to Cedar Point, we sold those on eBay. For a profit. Seems to me that if Figgins found out, you would get banned from competition.
Sue Sylvester : Fine. You're back on the Cheerios. I'll put you on full-time dry cleaning duty and shove you to the back of the photo to hide your shame.
Quinn Fabray : I'm not finished. Glee Club get a full page photo.
Sue Sylvester : That's not up to me.
Quinn Fabray : You are giving up one of the Cheerios' *six* pages and you are giving it to the Glee Club free of charge.
Sue Sylvester : You know, Q, I'd forgotten just how ruthless you really are. You're like a young Sue Sylvester. Now get out of my office. If you can manage to squeeze through the door without your water breaking all over my new carpet.
Quinn Fabray : [turning to leave, then stopping] You know what? I don't think I want to be a Cheerio after all. I don't want to be on a team where I only appear to belong. I'd rather be a part of a club that's proud to have me, like Glee Club.
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Will Schuester : Looks like everybody voted for Rachel. Including Rachel. But we need two captains, guys.
Quinn Fabray : Why two? We're fine with having Rachel represent us in the Thunderclap by herself.
Kurt Hummel : We'd actually prefer it.
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Kurt Hummel : Based on my investigation, I am of the opinion that a yearbook photo would only fuel the flames of anti-Glee Club terror. I've done a little library research.
[showing them an old yearbook photo]
Kurt Hummel : Peter Gellar. Glee Club second tenor, 1998. He can be seen here with both a drawn-on Hitler mustache and rice paddy hat. Shortly after the yearbook came out, Mr. Gellar had a nervous breakdown. He is now the homeless man who sleeps in front of the public library.
Quinn Fabray : Patches?
Kurt Hummel : Patches.
Brittany S. Pierce : He barks at my mom.
Kurt Hummel : [showing them another yearbook photo] Exhibit B. Tawny Peterson. Glee Club class of 2000. Seen here in her photo with a cartoon knife stuck in her head, in a macabre tableau that, in four years, would prove eerily prescient. I think I speak for all of us when I say that not having to pose for a yearbook photo might be a blessing in disguise. I suggest not fighting Figgins' ruling.
