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Quotes
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Kurt Hummel : Glee Club stands on a delicate precipice. We have all felt the cold humiliation of a slushie in the face. But as of right now, our relative anonymity as a club shields us from more severe persecution: swirlies. Patriotic wedgies.
Mercedes Jones : What's a "patriotic" wedgie?
Finn Hudson : It's when they hoist you up the flagpole by your undies.
Artie Abrams : Strangely, it did make me feel more American.
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Artie Abrams : But we don't want to go to sectionals without you.
Will Schuester : It's without me or not at all. Look, I was the one who slept on the mattress, which means I accepted them, not you. Which means I'm disqualified from competition, not you guys.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : He's taking the bullet for us. Solid.
Will Schuester : We have worked too hard for you guys not to get your shot.
Finn Hudson : We can't do this without you, Mr. Schue. Hell, we probably can't do it with you.
Will Schuester : That's not true. You guys are good. You're really good. You did "Jump" for that commerical without me, right? Look, the best teachers don't give you the answers. They just point the way and let you make your own choices. Your own mistakes. That way, you get all the glory. And you deserve it. Look, if... if you can't win without me there, then I haven't done my job.
Rachel Berry : We're really sorry, Mr. Schue.
Will Schuester : I know. I want you guys to go get gussied up and take that Glee Club photo with pride. I want to see a smile on every one of your faces.
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Rachel Berry : [angry that Finn bailed on a school photo] Oh, hello, Finn. How nice of you to show.
Finn Hudson : Look, I'm sorry. The guys were harrassing me in the locker room about it. They said that if I took the Glee Club photo that they'd make me choose between a Hitler mustache or buck teeth, and I can't rock either of those looks.
