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Quotes
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Artie Abrams : But we don't want to go to sectionals without you.
Will Schuester : It's without me or not at all. Look, I was the one who slept on the mattress, which means I accepted them, not you. Which means I'm disqualified from competition, not you guys.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : He's taking the bullet for us. Solid.
Will Schuester : We have worked too hard for you guys not to get your shot.
Finn Hudson : We can't do this without you, Mr. Schue. Hell, we probably can't do it with you.
Will Schuester : That's not true. You guys are good. You're really good. You did "Jump" for that commerical without me, right? Look, the best teachers don't give you the answers. They just point the way and let you make your own choices. Your own mistakes. That way, you get all the glory. And you deserve it. Look, if... if you can't win without me there, then I haven't done my job.
Rachel Berry : We're really sorry, Mr. Schue.
Will Schuester : I know. I want you guys to go get gussied up and take that Glee Club photo with pride. I want to see a smile on every one of your faces.
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Tina Cohen-Chang : I can't believe we're finally breaking into the biz!
Rachel Berry : You guys, I want us to always remember this moment. Soon there may be agents and managers and movie deals, but right now, I want us to remember what it feels like to be here together as a team.
Mercedes Jones : Whatever. Soon as I get my record deal, I'm not speaking to any of you.
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Rachel Berry : This script is brilliant, but we're a glee club. We should perform.
Dennis : "Perform" the lines as I wrote them.
Randy Cusperberg : Wait a minute, Dennis. What'd you have in mind?
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Rachel Berry : [angry that Finn bailed on a school photo] Oh, hello, Finn. How nice of you to show.
Finn Hudson : Look, I'm sorry. The guys were harrassing me in the locker room about it. They said that if I took the Glee Club photo that they'd make me choose between a Hitler mustache or buck teeth, and I can't rock either of those looks.
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Rachel Berry : Brittany, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Brittany S. Pierce : No way.
Rachel Berry : Why not?
Brittany S. Pierce : Because I don't want to be in a picture with you. It'll get defaced.
Rachel Berry : No, it won't.
Brittany S. Pierce : Yes, it will. I'll be the one doing it.
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Rachel Berry : [voiceover] Make fun of me all you want, but school pictures are everything to me. They're great practice for getting photographed by the paparazzi. Invasive as the press may be, stars are dependent on them for their fame, and I feel I must be prepared. In order to do so, I join every club I possibly can. I know you're thinking that I'm just joining all these club to give off the appearance that I'm involved, known to exist, but Glee Club is different. I really love Glee and I believe in what we stand for. We've come from behind, dismissed and ridiculed by everyone, and we've made something of ourselves. Something that I'm proud of be a part of, something I want to be remembered for.
