- Crazy Jane: Your dad shot a pegasus. That's like, worse than shooting a unicorn by magnitudes of billions.
- Cliff Steele: Oh, I'm sorry. Did you want to tell me you were right? That the big, green guy with the death ray was bad.
- Cliff Steele: Didn't think it would be Garguax's alien death ray that caught me, but here we are.
- RJ Steele: Alien death ray, huh?
- Cliff Steele: Yup.
- RJ Steele: Well, whatever cranks your tractor, son.
- Dorothy Spinner: Larry, why did you arrange our dead friends at the dining room table?
- Larry Trainor: Because leaving them jammed in the shipping boxes was weird and morbid, and seriously, Dorothy.
- Dorothy Spinner: And they don't look weird and morbid now?