Barney's Version (2010)

Rosamund Pike: Miriam Grant-Panofsky

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• Barney Panofsky : ...and I'm just gonna keep talking here, 'cause I'm afraid that if I stop there's gonna be a pause or a break and you're gonna say 'It's getting late' or 'I should get going', and I'm not ready for that to happen. I don't want that to happen. Ever.

  [they pause] 

  Miriam : There it was. The pause.

  Barney Panofsky : Yeah.

  Miriam : I'm still here.

• Miriam : We can be friends now, can't we?

  Barney Panofsky : No. We can't.

  Miriam : I'm here for you if you'll let me. We had a beautiful marriage, but it's over. I want you to be at peace with that.

  Barney Panofsky : Have I ever given up when it comes to you?

  Miriam : Never.

  Barney Panofsky : So what makes you think I would start now?

• Miriam : We were just gonna throw some burgers on the barbecue. Do you want to join us?

  Blair : I'm a vegan. But thank you.

  Barney Panofsky : A what? Is that treatable?

• Barney Panofsky : Should I sleep on the sofa?

  Miriam : Stop feeling sorry for yourself. You're not sleeping on the sofa, we don't sleep apart. Good night.

• Miriam : Really? Well, words matter. Actions matter. They have consequences. If you want people to take you seriously, then act accordingly. Do you understand me, Barney?

  Barney Panofsky : Yes

  Miriam : What am I saying?

  Barney Panofsky : Be great in act, as you have in thought

• Miriam : Are you out of your mind?

  Barney Panofsky : No! I'm bent over backwards in love!