Patrick Toomey: Solicitor

Quotes 

• Solicitor : [Reading Norris' will]  "Which brings me to my nephew Benjamin."

  Ben Harper : Come on, big money!

  Solicitor : "I carry the scars of October 31st 1971 to my grave as did my beloved tortoise, Malcolm. To illustrate how much you mean to me, I therefore bequeath to you a box of my old used clothes. Wear them well, you miserable git."

  Ben Harper : Like, he actually wrote 'you miserable git'?

  Solicitor : You don't want to know what he actually wrote!