Men in Black³ (2012)
Jemaine Clement: Boris The Animal
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Quotes
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Boris The Animal : What's your plan?
Boris The Animal : Prevent the ArcNet from being deployed. Kill anyone who tries!
Boris The Animal : Good plan - didn't work. With my help we'll get the ArcNet, kill Agent K, the invasion will be successful and we will get to keep both of our...
[sees his younger version staring at his stump]
Boris The Animal : STOP STARING AT IT! Listen...
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[Boris meets his younger self in 1969]
Boris The Animal : You pathetic waste of Boglodite flesh, I would kill you now if I didn't value my own life!
Boris The Animal : Who are you?
Boris The Animal : Look at you! Every mistake I ever made, just waiting to happen!
Boris The Animal : What happened to my arm?
Boris The Animal : You lose it, shot off by a human!
Boris The Animal : No human can defeat me!
Boris The Animal : You spend the next forty years in prison, chained up like an animal!
Boris The Animal : There is no prison that can hold me!
Boris The Animal : They built one specially for us, on the moon!
Boris The Animal : The humans haven't been to the moon, so they cannot have built it there already!
Boris The Animal : Stop arguing! You can avoid all of that, if you just listen to me!
Boris The Animal : YOU were defeated! YOU let it get shot off! That wasn't me, that was YOU!
[Both Borises roar at each other]
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[J is able to rewind time and evade Boris's attack]
Boris The Animal : It's not possible...
Agent J : Let's agree to disagree!
[knocks Boris into a jet blast]
Boris The Animal : [falling] IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!
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[repeated line]
Boris The Animal : [on being addressed as "Boris the Animal"] It's just Boris.
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Boris The Animal : Hello, K.
Agent K : Boris the Animal.
Boris The Animal : [angrily] It's just Boris!
Agent K : You haven't changed very much. I see the arm I shot off is... still shot off.
Boris The Animal : Yes, my arm.
[caresses his pet]
Boris The Animal : We've thought about that moment every day for the last 40 years.
Agent K : Well, that's just not living a full life.
Boris The Animal : I can promise you it will be longer than yours.
Agent K : Lonelier, too, since you're the last Boglodite standing.
Boris The Animal : We'll see about that. But first, I wanted the pleasure of killing you...
Agent J : [arrives on the roof] Yo, K.
[Boris starts shooting spikes at J and K, who use the door that Jay came through as a shield]
Agent K : Where the hell have you been?
Agent J : Fishing!
[Boris continues shooting spikes until J and K fall off of the roof]
Boris The Animal : You don't know it, K, but you're already dead.
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Agent J : You're gonna lose!
Boris The Animal : Let's agree to disagree!
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Boris The Animal : I win! I'm better than me.
Young Agent K : [Blows off Boris's arm]
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Coney Island Hippie : Far out, man!
[touches Boris' motorcycle]
Boris The Younger : If you want to keep that, I wouldn't!
Coney Island Flower Child : Make love, not war!
Boris The Younger : I prefer to do both.
[Both hippies laugh. Boris forces an awkward laugh, then the hippies stare at him awkwardly. He laughs again, and once more as he drives off]
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[facing a squad of prison guards]
Boris The Animal : It's cold in here. Mind if I open a window?
[blasts a hole in the prison wall, causing a vortex]
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Coney Island Flower Child : Hey, make love, not war.
Boris The Animal : I prefer to do both.
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[Lily holds on to Boris so as not to get sucked into space]
Boris The Animal : Sorry, darling. We did love the cake.
[lets go of Lily]
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[arriving in 1969]
Boris The Animal : I feel younger already.
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Agent J : Boris! Boris the Animal!
Boris The Animal : [lunges] IT'S JUST BORIS!
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Boris The Animal : [to K] You don't know it, but you are already dead!
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Boris The Animal : Let's rewrite history, shall we, K?
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Obadiah Price : Boris! Boris the Animal! We had a deal, remember?
Boris The Animal : Obadiah Price... yes, I did make you a promise.
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Boris The Animal : [meeting his younger self] You pathetic waste of Boglodite flesh! I'd kill you right now if I didn't value my own life.
Boris the Younger : Who are *you*?
Boris The Animal : Look at you... Every mistake I've ever made, just waiting to happen.
Boris the Younger : What happened to my arm?
Boris The Animal : You lose it. Shot off by a human.
Boris the Younger : No human could defeat me!
Boris The Animal : You spend the next forty years in prison, chained up like an animal!
Boris the Younger : No prison can hold me!
Boris The Animal : They built one especially *for* us, on the moon.
Boris the Younger : No human has been to the moon, so they cannot have built it there already!
Boris The Animal : Stop arguing! You could avoid all of that if you'd just listen to me!
Boris the Younger : *You* were defeated! *You* let it get shot off! That wasn't me, that was *you*!
[they roar at each other]
Boris The Animal : [calming himself] What's your plan?
Boris the Younger : Prevent the Arc Net from being deployed, kill anyone who tries!
Boris The Animal : Good plan; didn't work. With my help, we'll get the Arc Net, kill Agent K; the invasion will be successful; and we'll get to keep both of our ar...
[notices his younger self staring at his stump]
Boris The Animal : STOP STARING AT IT! Listen...
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Prison Guard #4 : [Boris passionately kiss his female visitor] This ain't a conjugal visit. So quit your conjugating!
Boris The Animal : [sarcastically, after stopping kissing] When's the last time you conjugated anything?
