Men in Black³ (2012)

James Martin Kelly: 1969 NYPD Cop #1

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Quotes 

• Agent J : [pulled over by two police officers]  How are you, officers? What can I do you for?

  1969 NYPD Cop #1 : Well, look at this. Powered windows, powered seats. I'll bet you the thing costs six grand.

  Agent J : Uh, yes, and it has a roof, but it's hidden.

  1969 NYPD Cop #2 : Hey, what kind of work do you do? An individual of your particular... ethnic persuasion?

  Agent J : Mmm.

  1969 NYPD Cop #1 : Maybe he's a noted athlete.

  Agent J : Mmm! Yes. Uh... Starting forward for the Detroit Darkies.

  1969 NYPD Cop #1 : Where did you get the car?

  1969 NYPD Cop #2 : And the suit?

  Agent J : I stole them both.

  [to Cop 1] 

  Agent J : Uh, car from your wife...

  [to Cop 2] 

  Agent J : ... suit from your grandmother.

  [while being frisked] 

  Agent J : Hey.

  1969 NYPD Cop #1 : [finds Jay's gun]  What do we have here? Concealed weapon?

  Agent J : [pointing at Cop #2]  Hey, it's his grandmother's suit.

  1969 NYPD Cop #2 : [finds Jay's neuralyzer]  What's this?

  1969 NYPD Cop #1 : Probably drugs.

  Agent J : Listen, I have rights, and I demand to see my lawyer before you press that small button on the side firmly!

  1969 NYPD Cop #1 : Press it.

  [Cop #2 presses the button, neuralyzing himself and Cop #1] 

  Agent J : That, gentlemen, is a standard-issue neuralyzer, but you're not gonna remember that. And just because you see a black man driving in a nice car, does not mean it's stolen!

  [pauses] 

  Agent J : I stole that one. But not 'cause I'm black!

  [jumps back into the car and drives off] 

  Agent J : I'll be done with the car in a minute! Just find it and take it back to the jerk at the Roosevelt Hotel.