Bob Hearts Abishola (TV Series)
Welcome to Lagos (2021)
Barry Shabaka Henley: Tunde
Quotes
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Tunde : Bob, did you perhaps pack a scarf or a concealing hat you could wear?
Bob : Uncle, it's 105 degrees in here. It's taking all my willpower to keep pants on.
Olu : It is too late. He has already caught the eye of the guard.
Bob : Because I'm not wearing a scarf?
Tunde : Because you are the only white person here.
Bob : They're profiling me. Well, I guess it's only fair I get a taste of it for once.
Tunde : Oh, no, your white privilege is still accepted here in Nigeria.
Olu : Like a Platinum Card.
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Bob : Where's Auntie?
Abishola : Getting transportation for her and Uncle.
Bob : Wait, we aren't going together?
Tunde : Uh, we have to stop and pick up gifts for our relatives.
Bob : Didn't you send Dele with, like, four suitcases worth of stuff?
Tunde : Yes, but if a child brought four, imagine what is expected of us.
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Olu : Did you get everything?
Tunde : [sadly] Yes. At the prices I wanted.
Olu : Then what is wrong?
Tunde : Nobody would play with me. They would just pull up the price on Amazon to show me the deal I was getting. I know the deal I was getting!
Olu : It is not the same market it was 20 years ago.
Tunde : What is the world coming to when no one will argue over the price of a refurbished Sony Discman?