Corner Gas (TV Series)

You've Been Great, Goodnight (2009)

Gabrielle Miller: Lacey Burrows

Quotes 

• [watching Brent perform at the comedy club] 

  Wanda Dollard : This is weird. Nobody's ignoring him! They're all listening to him or something! Maybe I should have paid more attention to Brett...

  Lacey Burrows : It's Brent.

  Wanda Dollard : You sure?

• [Wanda and Hank think about how Brent's possible new career could affect them, Wanda makes plans for Corner Gas while Hank sees himself as part of Brent's entourage when he is famous] 

  Wanda Dollard : [to Lacey]  A couple of changes I plan to make to this place when he leaves for a career in show biz...

  Lacey Burrows : [reading]  You're gonna call it Wandaland?

  Wanda Dollard : Well, this one... Wandaworld's in Florida.

  Hank Yarbo : [reading an old newspaper]  Aw, man. Hollywood mansions are expensive. Over $200,000 if you want one with a guest house.

  Lacey Burrows : Yeah, if you don't mind travelling back in time to 1968.

  Hank Yarbo : ...It was the only L.A. paper the library had.

• [first lines] 

  Brent LeRoy : Hey, did you guys see the Howler? It says Fast Exit's doing a reunion tour.

  Hank Yarbo : No way, really?

  Lacey Burrows : Who's Fast Exit?

  Brent LeRoy : Who's Fast Exit? Only the most awesome rock band in the history of the universe!

  Hank Yarbo : [reading the paper]  Yeah, and they're doing a doing a tour of hockey and curling rinks across Western Canada.

  Brent LeRoy : Well, much of Western Canada.

  Hank Yarbo : Oh, but the only show they're doing around here is in Wullerton.

  [Hank and Brent spit on the ground] 

  Brent LeRoy : Forget that then. Bunch of has-beens.

  Lacey Burrows : [gesturing to the woman at the counter]  Thanks a lot you guys, this is the health inspector!

  Lacey Burrows : [to the health inspector]  Their little display isn't gonna hurt my rating, is it?

  Health Inspector : Are you kidding? Wullerton sucks.

  [spits]