- Jodie Tarleton: Oh, I haven't seen Lou this miserable since he learned that his outie belly button wasn't actually a back-up wiener.
- M.O.D.O.K.: Yeah, that really sent him spiraling last year...
- Melissa Tarleton: You stalking me?
- [grabs Whirlwind and hits his face against a table]
- Whirlwind: No! I, I wouldn't stalk a fly. Though I did get arrested for stalking the Wasp.
- [she smashes his head against the table]
- Whirlwind: And She-Hulk.
- [another hit]
- Whirlwind: And She-Thing. But that's basically it.
- [and another one]
- Whirlwind: Oh, there was Storm, too.
- M.O.D.O.K.: Hey boys, heh, I brought you a crumbcake. No cake, only crumbs, just the way you like it.
- Lou Tarleton: [unexcited] There's a little bit of cake in there, I see it...
- Young M.O.D.O.K.: No longer M.O.D.O.K., I became... The Anomaly! In fact, please call me that from here on out. That's how I've been signing my checks.
- M.O.D.O.K.: Is the shop officially closed on that?
- Young M.O.D.O.K.: Oh, you can do better?
- M.O.D.O.K.: Eh, Timey McJumper, Doesn't-Need-No-Watch Guy,
- [mumbling]
- M.O.D.O.K.: Sonnet Dude...
- Young M.O.D.O.K.: Oh, that last one sounded promising. Couldn't make it out with all the mumbling, what was it?
- M.O.D.O.K.: The Anomaly's fine.
- Future A.I.M. Agent: Quite the big day, sir. They're unveiling the statue depicting the other statue being made to commemorate the even bigger statue of you at the center of the city.
- [Emperor M.O.D.O.K. floats away, revealing that his throne has Iron Man's remains built into it]
- Future A.I.M. Agent: While you're away, we'll have your Iron Throne cleaned!
- [to himself]
- Future A.I.M. Agent: But not before I get a big old sniffer of me lord's heavenly hind smell.