- Carl Sweetchuck: I w-w-wonder who did this?
- Zed McGlunk: Eh, maybe it wasn't a who? Maybe it was a what, or, or a thing, or an it?
- Debbie Callahan: [Callahan, Hooks and Zed are posing as three lady wrestlers, "The Three Floozies"] We're gonna mangle her, we're gonna tear her apart!
- Laverne Hooks: And we won't be nice about it, either!
- Phoenix Amazona: Ooh, I just love pretty gold things!
- Carl Sweetchuck: And to think I cared for her...