- C.D. MacLeach: [the graduates enter a saloon with lively music and chatter] Well, well, well, if it isn't Little Red Riding Hood and her band of Merry Men. I've been expecting you.
- [turns off a tape recording playing piano music and crowd noises]
- Larvelle Jones: Hey! Sound effects is my thing!
- Thomas 'House' Conklin: Purse snatchers? I hate those guys!
- Zed McGlunk: Yeah, they're almost as bad as teddy bear snatchers.
- Moses Hightower: Don't take it so hard, partner, it could've happened to any of us.
- Laverne Hooks: [sobbing] But it happened to me! Oh, I got us all in this mess...
- Carey Mahoney: And we'll get us out of it, with a brilliant plan from my brilliant mind. Hey, it's in here, somewhere.