- Carl Sweetchuck: I hear there's a curse on that mummy...
- Captain Thaddeus Harris: [Harris enters] Okay, you clowns, listen up!
- Larvelle Jones: Oh oh, the cursing's started already.
- Carl Sweetchuck: It's only a movie...
- Zed McGlunk: Only a movie? It happens to be "The Revenge of the Radio-Active Mummy". It's got a four-star rating.
- Carl Sweetchuck: But we should be looking for the real thing.
- Zed McGlunk: You go ahead. I'll stay here and unwind, along with they mummy.