The Inbetweeners (TV Series)
Night Out in London (2009)
Blake Harrison: Neil Sutherland
Quotes
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Jay Cartwright : [Neil is in the toilet] What's taking so fucking long?
Neil Sutherland : Oh, Mate. It's not good. Get us some bog roll... Look!
[displays penis to Jay]
Jay Cartwright : Ah, Jesus! Put it away, Neil!
Neil Sutherland : I can't. It stings when it rubs on my pants!
Jay Cartwright : Well... Take your pants off then!
Neil Sutherland : I can't. Then it'll rub on my jeans.
Jay Cartwright : Neil, No matter what your old man says, You can't Walk around London with your knob hanging out.
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Neil Sutherland : [after being ejected from the club for allegedly masturbating] I wasn't wanking! My cock is cut... my cock is cut!