Corner Gas (TV Series)

Crab Apple Cooler (2009)

Dieter Heuck: Young Brent

Quotes 

• Hank Yarbo : I don't know, maybe we're getting a little old for jumping fences. I mean, you did pull your groin.

  Brent Leroy : That's got nothing to do with getting old! I pulled my groin when I was nine. When I was one, I threw my back out reaching for a rattle.

  Hank Yarbo : Yeah, I don't know. Old Man Hafford was Old Man Hafford when we were kids. Now he's Really Old Man Hafford. Maybe we should just leave him in peace.

  Brent Leroy : Peace? Don't you remember when we were kids he'd steal anything that went over his fence! I lost my brand new flying ring!

  [flashback to Brent and Hank as kids, Hank throws the flying ring over the fence, Brent tries to climb the fence] 

  Young Brent : Ah, my groin!

  [back to the present day] 

  Brent Leroy : You lost your Super Spiral football!

  Hank Yarbo : Oh yeah, that old fart's got my football! All right, let's run over there, jump the fence and grab his apples!

  Brent Leroy : Yeah! Only maybe we should walk over there and use the gate *in* the fence.

  Hank Yarbo : Alright.

  Brent Leroy : Now, when you say "grab his apples"...

  Hank Yarbo : Come on, Brent!

  Brent Leroy : I just want to be clear!