Corner Gas (TV Series)

Crab Apple Cooler (2009)

Fred Ewanuick: Hank Yarbo

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Quotes 

• Hank Yarbo : I don't know, maybe we're getting a little old for jumping fences. I mean, you did pull your groin.

  Brent Leroy : That's got nothing to do with getting old! I pulled my groin when I was nine. When I was one, I threw my back out reaching for a rattle.

  Hank Yarbo : Yeah, I don't know. Old Man Hafford was Old Man Hafford when we were kids. Now he's Really Old Man Hafford. Maybe we should just leave him in peace.

  Brent Leroy : Peace? Don't you remember when we were kids he'd steal anything that went over his fence! I lost my brand new flying ring!

  [flashback to Brent and Hank as kids, Hank throws the flying ring over the fence, Brent tries to climb the fence] 

  Young Brent : Ah, my groin!

  [back to the present day] 

  Brent Leroy : You lost your Super Spiral football!

  Hank Yarbo : Oh yeah, that old fart's got my football! All right, let's run over there, jump the fence and grab his apples!

  Brent Leroy : Yeah! Only maybe we should walk over there and use the gate *in* the fence.

  Hank Yarbo : Alright.

  Brent Leroy : Now, when you say "grab his apples"...

  Hank Yarbo : Come on, Brent!

  Brent Leroy : I just want to be clear!

• [Hank takes the fall for stealing Old Man Hafford's crabapples, and as punishment, he has to eat all the apples. Afterwards, Hank is moping outside of the Ruby] 

  Brent Leroy : You still mad at me? Look, I feel bad. And not just because I just watched you barf up a two and half gallons of rotten apples. I lost your trust as a friend. So, I want you to know on your behalf, I got Old Man Hafford back.

  [quick cut showing Old Man Hafford's tree covered in toilet paper, then back to the Ruby] 

  Hank Yarbo : But I'm still working for him!

  Brent Leroy : Oh... forgot about that.

  [cut to Hank with Old Man Hafford in his backyard, looking at the tree] 

  Hank Yarbo : You're not gonna make me eat all of it, are you?