Corner Gas (TV Series)
Crab Apple Cooler (2009)
Brent Butt: Brent Leroy
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Quotes
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Hank Yarbo : I don't know, maybe we're getting a little old for jumping fences. I mean, you did pull your groin.
Brent Leroy : That's got nothing to do with getting old! I pulled my groin when I was nine. When I was one, I threw my back out reaching for a rattle.
Hank Yarbo : Yeah, I don't know. Old Man Hafford was Old Man Hafford when we were kids. Now he's Really Old Man Hafford. Maybe we should just leave him in peace.
Brent Leroy : Peace? Don't you remember when we were kids he'd steal anything that went over his fence! I lost my brand new flying ring!
[flashback to Brent and Hank as kids, Hank throws the flying ring over the fence, Brent tries to climb the fence]
Young Brent : Ah, my groin!
[back to the present day]
Brent Leroy : You lost your Super Spiral football!
Hank Yarbo : Oh yeah, that old fart's got my football! All right, let's run over there, jump the fence and grab his apples!
Brent Leroy : Yeah! Only maybe we should walk over there and use the gate *in* the fence.
Hank Yarbo : Alright.
Brent Leroy : Now, when you say "grab his apples"...
Hank Yarbo : Come on, Brent!
Brent Leroy : I just want to be clear!
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[Hank takes the fall for stealing Old Man Hafford's crabapples, and as punishment, he has to eat all the apples. Afterwards, Hank is moping outside of the Ruby]
Brent Leroy : You still mad at me? Look, I feel bad. And not just because I just watched you barf up a two and half gallons of rotten apples. I lost your trust as a friend. So, I want you to know on your behalf, I got Old Man Hafford back.
[quick cut showing Old Man Hafford's tree covered in toilet paper, then back to the Ruby]
Hank Yarbo : But I'm still working for him!
Brent Leroy : Oh... forgot about that.
[cut to Hank with Old Man Hafford in his backyard, looking at the tree]
Hank Yarbo : You're not gonna make me eat all of it, are you?