- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: [after trapping Perry] It's a cute little trap, isn't it? I got the idea at my cousin Gertrude's baby shower.
- [Perry looks disappointed at the idea]
- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Don't judge me! Men go to baby showers these days! It was fun. Presents, blindfolded diapering... I'm sorry. I'm off topic, aren't I?
- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Say hallo to the platypus secret agent arrival in order to foil my evil plot capture-inator. Or as I like to call it, my PSAAIOTFMEPC-inator. I made it up myself.
- [Later]
- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Behold: The hotdog vendor revenge-inator. Or, my HDVR
- [ahh]
- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: -inator. I have to work on my acronyms.
- Mom: Candace! Where are you? What are you doing?
- [Candace has several phones with her]
- Candace: Waiting for Jeremy to call! You see, last night, at the movies, he said was going to call soon. So I calculated that "soon" must mean first thing in the morning since "soon" can't refer to a period in excess of or equal to 24 hours, give or take a 59 minute cushion of time, on either side of the event in question.
- [holds up a notepad displaying her math]
- Candace: See? I had it all figured out right here on this notepad. I even showed my math!
- Mom: Uh...
- Candace: Wait! Maybe I should have carried the one instead of dividing by Jeremy's face.
- Mom: Well, I'm off to my favorite author's book signing. Try not to freak out on your brothers while I'm gone.
- Candace: Mom! I don't frea... Oh my gosh! The square root of "soon" is "never"!