Phineas and Ferb (TV Series)

Attack of the 50-Foot Sister/Backyard Aquarium (2009)

Ashley Tisdale: Candace Flynn

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Quotes 

• Mom : Candace! Where are you? What are you doing?

  [Candace has several phones with her] 

  Candace : Waiting for Jeremy to call! You see, last night, at the movies, he said was going to call soon. So I calculated that "soon" must mean first thing in the morning since "soon" can't refer to a period in excess of or equal to 24 hours, give or take a 59 minute cushion of time, on either side of the event in question.

  [holds up a notepad displaying her math] 

  Candace : See? I had it all figured out right here on this notepad. I even showed my math!

  Mom : Uh...

  Candace : Wait! Maybe I should have carried the one instead of dividing by Jeremy's face.

  Mom : Well, I'm off to my favorite author's book signing. Try not to freak out on your brothers while I'm gone.

  Candace : Mom! I don't frea... Oh my gosh! The square root of "soon" is "never"!