Corner Gas (TV Series)
R2 Bee Too (2009)
Nancy Robertson: Wanda Dollard
Quotes
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Oscar Leroy : [Wanda hesitates before taking out a beehive] Come on, get stung already! Hit it with a pitchfork!
Wanda Dollard : I've got to find out what kind of bees these are. It's just a simple matter of cross-referencing the structure of the thorax with the pattern on the abdomen... if they'd stop squirming around for two seconds!
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[first lines]
[in the gas station, Hank plays with a toy robot. With his remote, he makes the robot wave to Wanda]
Hank Yarbo : Yarbie waved hi to you, Wanda.
Wanda Dollard : Yarbie?
Hank Yarbo : That's what I named him. You know where that name came from?
Wanda Dollard : An underdeveloped brain?
Yarbie : Ha ha
Wanda Dollard : See? Yarbie liked it!
Hank Yarbo : I pressed the wrong button.
Yarbie : You suck.
Hank Yarbo : There we go!
Davis Quinton : [entering] Ah, cool! Robot! Jealous! Me!
Wanda Dollard : You become more like a 12 year old girl every day.
Davis Quinton : I get like that around robots.
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[Oscar is filling up at the gas station, when he notices a beehive above him. He sees Karen pulling up]
Oscar Leroy : Get back! Bees! Bees!
Karen Pelly : Thieves?
Oscar Leroy : Bees!
Karen Pelly : Peas?
Oscar Leroy : Bees!
Karen Pelly : Cheese?
Oscar Leroy : Bees!
Karen Pelly : I know, I'm just messing with ya! Don't worry, we'll get rid of these fleas!
Oscar Leroy : Bees!
[Karen is putting up police tape around the gas pumps]
Brent Leroy : [entering] What's up? Did Wanda finally snap and kill Hank? We all saw this coming.
Oscar Leroy : There's a hive of... oh... whatever! Stingy-bugs! Right up there!
Brent Leroy : Huh, probably bees. Well, no need to panic. I know how to get rid of them.
[cut to Brent inside the gas station]
Brent Leroy : Hey Wanda, I just saw a couple of bees outside so you have to be very careful. Do you have your epipen?
Wanda Dollard : I'm not allergic to bees.
Brent Leroy : Then do I have a job for you!
