- Tao Xu: But if he is even SLIGHTLY mean to you...
- Charlie Spring: Yeah. You'll murder him. I know.
- Tao Xu: I was going to say I'd send him a strongly worded DM, but... murder's fine, too.
- [last lines]
- Harry Greene: [to Nick] You're proper thick about girls sometimes, aren't you, mate? Every time, every time.
- Tao Xu: There's never a good time to tell someone that their crush is going on a date with someone else.