- [after Hank's new greeting causes some awkwardness between him and Emma]
- Hank Yarbo: Listen, you've probably heard by now that your wife and I kissed on the lips and I just want you to hear my side of the story.
- Oscar Leroy: All right, sure. Wait, what?
- Hank Yarbo: It was an accident! I, I was doing my very suave double-kiss and well, she kind of screwed it up.
- Oscar Leroy: You did what with my wife?
- Hank Yarbo: It was that French film, you saw it! I was doing the classy double-kiss.
- Oscar Leroy: Yeah, yeah, classy... You did what with my wife?
- Hank Yarbo: I don't think she's ever been to Europe, and I don't think she's ever seen a foreign film either.
- Oscar Leroy: I know I keep going back to this, Hank, but... you did what with my wife?
- [after Hank tells Oscar about the incident with Emma]
- Oscar Leroy: What the hell are you doing going around kissing Hank on the lips?
- Emma Leroy: What? First of all, he tried to kiss me.
- Oscar Leroy: Not what I heard! He was just trying to do the double-kiss. If you'd stayed up and watched that French film with me, you'd know that!
- Emma Leroy: I was knitting.
- Oscar Leroy: And look who's paying the price now!
- Emma Leroy: Yeah, me. Hank doesn't know how to kiss.
- Oscar Leroy: I disagree! Hank and I kissed just the other day and it was fine! Real classy! But you get in there and screw it all up and turn it into something cheap.
- Emma Leroy: Why are you covered in vinyl?
- Wanda Dollard: They're leathers. Something bikers wear.
- Brent Leroy: So why are *you* wearing it?
- Wanda Dollard: 'Cause as of tomorrow, I'm a biker. My uncle's been riding for years but he's giving it up now and he's sending his bike to me!
- Brent Leroy: Well, it's been good working with you.
- Wanda Dollard: Just because you're afraid of bikes, Cindy, doesn't mean we all are.
- Brent Leroy: I think you have me confused with a little girl. I rode a chopper for years!
- Emma Leroy: That was a riding mower!
- Brent Leroy: ...It chopped!
- Emma Leroy: I had to start it for him! He was afraid of the grass clippings hitting his legs.
- Brent Leroy: Those sting!... And there's thistles!
- [Wanda's bike turns out to just be a little scooter, but she takes a liking to it anyways, imagining herself in an Italian film when she's riding. She rides past Karen, Davis, and Lacey, still in her fantasy]
- Davis Quinton: Ciao, Bella!
- Karen Pelly: Bella Wanda!
- Lacey Burrows: Mona Bella journata!
- Davis Quinton: [walking towards her] Bella Wanda. Bella Wanda... Wanda...
- [she suddenly is back in reality]
- Davis Quinton: Wanda! Help us move!
- Karen Pelly: Please help us move. She's a tyrant!
- Wanda Dollard: [scooting away] I don't speak any English! Ciao, ciao!
- Lacey Burrows: [carrying a tray of dishes] Hey, Hank.
- Hank Yarbo: Bonjour!
- Lacey Burrows: Oh! Comment ça va?
- Hank Yarbo: Oh, sorry. I only know French.
- [he kisses both of her cheeks]
- Lacey Burrows: You're lucky my hands are full.
- Hank Yarbo: What? Oh, no, I saw this French film last night, and that's how they say hello in France! They kiss both cheeks.
- Lacey Burrows: Well, we're not in France.
- Karen Pelly: [entering] Hey, guys!
- Hank Yarbo: Bonjour Karen!
- [kisses her cheeks]
- Karen Pelly: [reaching for her gun] I'm releasing the safety.
- Lacey Burrows: He saw a French film.
- Karen Pelly: I'm still releasing the safety!
- Hank Yarbo: What's wrong with everybody? It's classy!
- [Oscar walks in, Hank kisses his cheeks]
- Hank Yarbo: Bonjour, Oscar!
- Oscar Leroy: [beat] I take it you saw that French movie on TV! That's how they say hello in France!
- Hank Yarbo: That's what I said!
- [after Brent accidentally wrecks Wanda's scooter, she imagines herself in a leather jacket surrounded by mobsters]
- Wanda Dollard: [in Italian] Gas station Ferrari airport chianti. Moto Guzzi, cilantro fatty.
- Mobster: [in Italian] I don't understand what you're saying, but we'll beat him up anyway.
- Wanda Dollard: ...Sure.
- [back to reality]
- Wanda Dollard: I know it was you. I can't believe you didn't say anything!
- Brent Leroy: You were gonna blow up my garden and pee in my car! Look, I can fix this, I can fix your bike!
- Wanda Dollard: You?
- Brent Leroy: Yes, I'm pretty mechanically inclined. I do own a gas station.
- Wanda Dollard: I've seen you get your shirt caught in the till. For an entire afternoon.