Corner Gas (TV Series)
Queasy Rider (2009)
Fred Ewanuick: Hank Yarbo
Quotes
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[after Hank's new greeting causes some awkwardness between him and Emma]
Hank Yarbo : Listen, you've probably heard by now that your wife and I kissed on the lips and I just want you to hear my side of the story.
Oscar Leroy : All right, sure. Wait, what?
Hank Yarbo : It was an accident! I, I was doing my very suave double-kiss and well, she kind of screwed it up.
Oscar Leroy : You did what with my wife?
Hank Yarbo : It was that French film, you saw it! I was doing the classy double-kiss.
Oscar Leroy : Yeah, yeah, classy... You did what with my wife?
Hank Yarbo : I don't think she's ever been to Europe, and I don't think she's ever seen a foreign film either.
Oscar Leroy : I know I keep going back to this, Hank, but... you did what with my wife?
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Lacey Burrows : [carrying a tray of dishes] Hey, Hank.
Hank Yarbo : Bonjour!
Lacey Burrows : Oh! Comment ça va?
Hank Yarbo : Oh, sorry. I only know French.
[he kisses both of her cheeks]
Lacey Burrows : You're lucky my hands are full.
Hank Yarbo : What? Oh, no, I saw this French film last night, and that's how they say hello in France! They kiss both cheeks.
Lacey Burrows : Well, we're not in France.
Karen Pelly : [entering] Hey, guys!
Hank Yarbo : Bonjour Karen!
[kisses her cheeks]
Karen Pelly : [reaching for her gun] I'm releasing the safety.
Lacey Burrows : He saw a French film.
Karen Pelly : I'm still releasing the safety!
Hank Yarbo : What's wrong with everybody? It's classy!
[Oscar walks in, Hank kisses his cheeks]
Hank Yarbo : Bonjour, Oscar!
Oscar Leroy : [beat] I take it you saw that French movie on TV! That's how they say hello in France!
Hank Yarbo : That's what I said!