Corner Gas (TV Series)

Queasy Rider (2009)

Nancy Robertson: Wanda Dollard

Quotes 

• Emma Leroy : Why are you covered in vinyl?

  Wanda Dollard : They're leathers. Something bikers wear.

  Brent Leroy : So why are *you* wearing it?

  Wanda Dollard : 'Cause as of tomorrow, I'm a biker. My uncle's been riding for years but he's giving it up now and he's sending his bike to me!

  Brent Leroy : Well, it's been good working with you.

  Wanda Dollard : Just because you're afraid of bikes, Cindy, doesn't mean we all are.

  Brent Leroy : I think you have me confused with a little girl. I rode a chopper for years!

  Emma Leroy : That was a riding mower!

  Brent Leroy : ...It chopped!

  Emma Leroy : I had to start it for him! He was afraid of the grass clippings hitting his legs.

  Brent Leroy : Those sting!... And there's thistles!

• [Wanda's bike turns out to just be a little scooter, but she takes a liking to it anyways, imagining herself in an Italian film when she's riding. She rides past Karen, Davis, and Lacey, still in her fantasy] 

  Davis Quinton : Ciao, Bella!

  Karen Pelly : Bella Wanda!

  Lacey Burrows : Mona Bella journata!

  Davis Quinton : [walking towards her]  Bella Wanda. Bella Wanda... Wanda...

  [she suddenly is back in reality] 

  Davis Quinton : Wanda! Help us move!

  Karen Pelly : Please help us move. She's a tyrant!

  Wanda Dollard : [scooting away]  I don't speak any English! Ciao, ciao!

• [after Brent accidentally wrecks Wanda's scooter, she imagines herself in a leather jacket surrounded by mobsters] 

  Wanda Dollard : [in Italian]  Gas station Ferrari airport chianti. Moto Guzzi, cilantro fatty.

  Mobster : [in Italian]  I don't understand what you're saying, but we'll beat him up anyway.

  Wanda Dollard : ...Sure.

  [back to reality] 

  Wanda Dollard : I know it was you. I can't believe you didn't say anything!

  Brent Leroy : You were gonna blow up my garden and pee in my car! Look, I can fix this, I can fix your bike!

  Wanda Dollard : You?

  Brent Leroy : Yes, I'm pretty mechanically inclined. I do own a gas station.

  Wanda Dollard : I've seen you get your shirt caught in the till. For an entire afternoon.