Corner Gas (TV Series)

Queasy Rider (2009)

Eric Peterson: Oscar Leroy

Quotes 

• [after Hank's new greeting causes some awkwardness between him and Emma] 

  Hank Yarbo : Listen, you've probably heard by now that your wife and I kissed on the lips and I just want you to hear my side of the story.

  Oscar Leroy : All right, sure. Wait, what?

  Hank Yarbo : It was an accident! I, I was doing my very suave double-kiss and well, she kind of screwed it up.

  Oscar Leroy : You did what with my wife?

  Hank Yarbo : It was that French film, you saw it! I was doing the classy double-kiss.

  Oscar Leroy : Yeah, yeah, classy... You did what with my wife?

  Hank Yarbo : I don't think she's ever been to Europe, and I don't think she's ever seen a foreign film either.

  Oscar Leroy : I know I keep going back to this, Hank, but... you did what with my wife?

• [after Hank tells Oscar about the incident with Emma] 

  Oscar Leroy : What the hell are you doing going around kissing Hank on the lips?

  Emma Leroy : What? First of all, he tried to kiss me.

  Oscar Leroy : Not what I heard! He was just trying to do the double-kiss. If you'd stayed up and watched that French film with me, you'd know that!

  Emma Leroy : I was knitting.

  Oscar Leroy : And look who's paying the price now!

  Emma Leroy : Yeah, me. Hank doesn't know how to kiss.

  Oscar Leroy : I disagree! Hank and I kissed just the other day and it was fine! Real classy! But you get in there and screw it all up and turn it into something cheap.

• Lacey Burrows : [carrying a tray of dishes]  Hey, Hank.

  Hank Yarbo : Bonjour!

  Lacey Burrows : Oh! Comment ça va?

  Hank Yarbo : Oh, sorry. I only know French.

  [he kisses both of her cheeks] 

  Lacey Burrows : You're lucky my hands are full.

  Hank Yarbo : What? Oh, no, I saw this French film last night, and that's how they say hello in France! They kiss both cheeks.

  Lacey Burrows : Well, we're not in France.

  Karen Pelly : [entering]  Hey, guys!

  Hank Yarbo : Bonjour Karen!

  [kisses her cheeks] 

  Karen Pelly : [reaching for her gun]  I'm releasing the safety.

  Lacey Burrows : He saw a French film.

  Karen Pelly : I'm still releasing the safety!

  Hank Yarbo : What's wrong with everybody? It's classy!

  [Oscar walks in, Hank kisses his cheeks] 

  Hank Yarbo : Bonjour, Oscar!

  Oscar Leroy : [beat]  I take it you saw that French movie on TV! That's how they say hello in France!

  Hank Yarbo : That's what I said!