Corner Gas (TV Series)
Queasy Rider (2009)
Brent Butt: Brent Leroy
Quotes
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Emma Leroy : Why are you covered in vinyl?
Wanda Dollard : They're leathers. Something bikers wear.
Brent Leroy : So why are *you* wearing it?
Wanda Dollard : 'Cause as of tomorrow, I'm a biker. My uncle's been riding for years but he's giving it up now and he's sending his bike to me!
Brent Leroy : Well, it's been good working with you.
Wanda Dollard : Just because you're afraid of bikes, Cindy, doesn't mean we all are.
Brent Leroy : I think you have me confused with a little girl. I rode a chopper for years!
Emma Leroy : That was a riding mower!
Brent Leroy : ...It chopped!
Emma Leroy : I had to start it for him! He was afraid of the grass clippings hitting his legs.
Brent Leroy : Those sting!... And there's thistles!
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[after Brent accidentally wrecks Wanda's scooter, she imagines herself in a leather jacket surrounded by mobsters]
Wanda Dollard : [in Italian] Gas station Ferrari airport chianti. Moto Guzzi, cilantro fatty.
Mobster : [in Italian] I don't understand what you're saying, but we'll beat him up anyway.
Wanda Dollard : ...Sure.
[back to reality]
Wanda Dollard : I know it was you. I can't believe you didn't say anything!
Brent Leroy : You were gonna blow up my garden and pee in my car! Look, I can fix this, I can fix your bike!
Wanda Dollard : You?
Brent Leroy : Yes, I'm pretty mechanically inclined. I do own a gas station.
Wanda Dollard : I've seen you get your shirt caught in the till. For an entire afternoon.