Three eerie pods nestled in a city park hatch, revealing a trio of beautiful buck-naked women! The mysterious nude beauties cause havoc as they wander the streets in search of a sign bearing the earth words "FOR RENT". Luckily, a fabulously gay apartment manager mistakes the women for unfortunate Swedish tourists who lost their clothes to an exceptionally thorough mugger. Taking pity on them, he offers the ladies an empty unit in his complex (as well as some clothing from his wild drag days). Alone, they open their only possession - a mysterious alien container which glows with an eerie inner light.
The strange alien luggage holds the essential gear our heroines will need to live as earth women: a credit card and an issue of Cosmo. As one attempts to decipher the magazine, the others examine their strange new bodies. What is the purpose of the strange flesh mounds on their chests, and why does the one with the larger mounds feel oddly superior to her companions? They determine that according to the earth magazine "Cosmopolitan", an essential part of being a female is the accumulation of fine retail merchandise. As the trio embark on a scouting mission to "the mall," they are unaware of the ominous figure that watches them from the shadows.