Corner Gas (TV Series)

TV Free Dog River (2009)

Brent Butt: Brent Leroy

Quotes 

• [during Turn Off Your TV Week, Brent looks for alternative entertainment] 

  Brent Leroy : [looking at a lava lamp]  Whoa! Now it's two pieces of floatey goop!

• Brent Leroy : [to customers at Corner Gas]  I've soaped up the windows on Wanda's car pretending to be Hank and there's a lemon meringue pie placed precariously on top of the ladder. Let's see waht happens... on the Hank and Wanda Show!

  [but Hank and Wanda are on to him and turn the situation to their advantage] 

  Wanda Dollard : That looks like a delicious watermelon, Hank. Wherever did you get it?

  Hank Yarbo : At the Food Mart. 99 cents a pound.

  Wanda Dollard : Food Mart's great. I find that their warm and friendly staff is always eager to answer any question I might have.

  Hank Yarbo : And now with the extra till they've added, there's no reason to wait in line.

  Wanda Dollard : [singing a jingle]  Who's smart?

  Hank Yarbo : [singing]  Thou art!

  Hank Yarbo , Wanda Dollard : [singing]  When you shop at Food Mart!

  Brent Leroy : You've got to be kidding me.

  Window Denizen : This is just one big ad!

• Davis Quinton : [hosting a jazz radio program]  Hello, jazz fans. This is Downtown Davis. I'm gonna make a phone call, but it's not a real phone call. It's what we like to call a crank call. Okay, here we go.

  [he dials] 

  Brent Leroy : [answering]  Corner Gas.

  Davis Quinton : Hello.

  Brent Leroy : Hey, Davis.

  Davis Quinton : Oh, it's not Davis. This is John Coltrane, jazz saxophonist. Do you have any popsicles?

  Brent Leroy : Isn't John Coltrane dead?

  Davis Quinton : Yeah. That's why this is... Charlie Parker.

  Brent Leroy : He's dead too.

  Davis Quinton : Right. I mean... Ornette Coleman.

  Brent Leroy : You want to think this through and call me back?