Gunless (2010)
Paul Gross: The Montana Kid
Quotes
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Jane : I guess this is the part where you become a charming memory.
The Montana Kid : Not quite. Uh, turns out there's a fair bit of debt that has to be satisfied before I can leave this, uh, this town.
[reading]
The Montana Kid : I owe fer nine bullets, one tea cup, one shear pin, one case o' snails, one carrot, laundry and sewin' services, 4 horse shoes, one portrait of a ugly lady, one bag o' cats... Wait a minute. Oh, that's oats.
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The Montana Kid : Where am I?
Adell Kwon : In the Dominion of Canada.
The Montana Kid : Ooh just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.
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The Montana Kid : She is most definitely worth a bullet.
Jane : [Jane overhears what The Montana Kid said] Hey!
The Montana Kid : No. I meant... I don't mean it that way.
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[first lines]
The Montana Kid : [hanging upside down from his horse] Do you, uh, speaky English?
Adell Kwon : [hands on hips] Do you?
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The Montana Kid : Where the hell am I?
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The Montana Kid : How far are we from a real country?
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The Montana Kid : It's not a turkey shoot, it's a gunfight!
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The Montana Kid : [Talking to his horse] You know, you're not so sweet smelling yourself.
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[repeated line]
The Montana Kid : Stop it.
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The Montana Kid : [about his mortal enemy] Ever since I shot his ear off he kinda leans to the left.
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Jack : I don't got time for a common nuisance.
The Montana Kid : [in his face] What'd you just call me?
Jack : A nuisance.
The Montana Kid : No, before that, what did you call me?
Jack : Common.
The Montana Kid : Whoa, you just crossed the line.
Jack : [picks him up and moves him]
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The Montana Kid : [wakes up yelping as bullet is removed]
Dr. Angus Schiffron : Well, hello again. I'd say a 36 caliber. Am I right?
The Montana Kid : Uh, I didn't get a good look at it on the way in.
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Ben Cutler : You ain't worth the bullet.
The Montana Kid : She is most definitely worth a bullet.
Jane : Hey!
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Jane : Why don't you just let it go?
The Montana Kid : Cuz I can't.
[sighs]
The Montana Kid : Cuz if I let it go now, then I shoulda let it go when them 3 guys in Missouri called me a cheat. Now you tell me. Did they die for nothin'? And if I let them guys in Missouri go, then I shoulda let it go when that man was whoopin' that dog. Now does that sound right to you? Beatin' on a helpless dog? If I was able to let that man go for beatin' on that mutt, then sure as hell no reason I couldn'ta just walked away when I was called out in Wyoming, or Santa Fe, and twice in Arizona. If I was so damned smart to walk away when I was called out, then I should have the wherewithal to use my gun in self-defense, twice. And if I shoulda been able to avoid that, then there's no arguable reason why I couldn'ta just gone to the sheriff, insteada killin' the man that whipped my pa.
Jane : I thought he shot your pa.
The Montana Kid : Just beat 'im up. Broke his jaw and bloody nose but... Taught a common thief a lesson, he said, how do you like that?
[laughs]
The Montana Kid : Common. He was anything but common. He was my pa. When I shot that man, like it or not, this is my path. This is what I do. And I am what I do.
[rides off]